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05-29-2003, 01:26 PM
[quote=Noctis]
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Originally Posted by Sclass12
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Originally Posted by ".sh1fty.":78958
only ticket i ever got was when a camera caught me run a redlight, they sent a picture of my tag from the cam
so i have to pay a $50.00 fee, so I whip out the five, lie it on the table, snap a pic, print it, and send it back
never heard from them again.
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Another thing you've lied about hake:
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Especially since that's a joke from a stand-up routine I've seen on Comedy Central.
And Sclass, I think .sh1fty. is stealing your retard thunder. Better take it back.[/quote:78958]
Shitfy's getting owned left n right!
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05-29-2003, 01:48 PM
[quote=Sclass12]
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Originally Posted by ".sh1fty.":de4bb
only ticket i ever got was when a camera caught me run a redlight, they sent a picture of my tag from the cam
so i have to pay a $50.00 fee, so I whip out the five, lie it on the table, snap a pic, print it, and send it back
never heard from them again.
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Another thing you've lied about hake:[/quote:de4bb]
I think that was a famous urban legend, the cops sent a picture of handcuffs to the guy who did it WHO IS NOT SHIFTY!!!
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Senior Member
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Location: South Side Chicago *GO SOX | BEARS | ILLINI*
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05-29-2003, 04:25 PM
won some lose some...right....all i have been doing is losing then cry:
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2nd Lieutenant
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05-29-2003, 08:15 PM
5 years. 0 TIckets. Always speed. You people have some rotten luck, that or your stupid. I could tell you some stories, but i dont care to. Do stupid shit responsiably and if you get busted pay it, you were stupid enough to get caught.
Oh and shifty, your a fag. It wasnt your car, it couldnt go 141, it didnt have 285 hp, and you didnt get a ticket take a picture and send it back. Get a real life.
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Senior Member
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Location: Boston
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05-29-2003, 09:29 PM
[quote=".sh1fty.":516b3]only ticket i ever got was when a camera caught me run a redlight, they sent a picture of my tag from the cam
so i have to pay a $50.00 fee, so I whip out the five, lie it on the table, snap a pic, print it, and send it back
never heard from them again.[/quote:516b3]
Hmmmm, that sounds a lot like a story i heard somewhere, i think on fox news (they'll show anything). I think you are making that up. in the story i heard the cops sent back a picture of handcuffs to the person who though he was so clever.
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2nd Lieutenant
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Location: Lancaster, Pennsylvania
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05-29-2003, 09:36 PM
I got in a high speed chase with cops and shot them all with a laser pistol Boba Fett gave me. Then I flew away on a Magic Carpet.
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Colonel
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Location: Ontario, New York
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05-29-2003, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Miscguy
Oh and shifty, your a fag. It wasnt your car, it couldnt go 141, it didnt have 285 hp, and you didnt get a ticket take a picture and send it back. Get a real life.
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Texas. Heyuck.
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05-29-2003, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Ferich
I got in a high speed chase with cops and shot them all with a laser pistol Boba Fett gave me. Then I flew away on a Magic Carpet.
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Dude, I saw that on World's Wildest Police Chases. That must of been you! ed:
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Senior Member
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05-30-2003, 01:14 AM
ive had all kinds of tickets for moving violations ... ive gotten out of a few with school and what not but other wise i just pay .. ive had my license pulled once for points and had to go to some school run by state troppers. Ive never had a dui, but had my license pulled for dua when i was 20 ed:
dua = drinking under age for those that dont know
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General of the Army
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05-30-2003, 02:37 AM
LOL.......Shifty, you Cockshocker.
I'll have a fucking lifeless bullshitter and a fuckshake to go, thanks.
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Major
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05-30-2003, 03:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferich
I got in a high speed chase with cops and shot them all with a laser pistol Boba Fett gave me. Then I flew away on a Magic Carpet.
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...that sounds like bullshit to me....Boba Fett doesn't just give stuff away. hake:
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Senior Member
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Join Date: May 2003
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05-30-2003, 03:22 AM
I got pulled over by a highway patrol. I offered sex but the officer kindly refused.
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Senior Member
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05-30-2003, 04:27 AM
i think you guys are being less than truthful now. rayguns...offering sex to cops, i find it a bit hake: , oOo: and eek: nonetheless im still cry: and i feel like doing this fire2:
ya. ed:
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General of the Army
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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05-30-2003, 04:05 PM
One day I was driving down the road in my fucking Hummer, and there was this tank on the middle of the road, and it started firing at me, so I jumped out, and whipped out my gold-plated dual .45's and I kicked its ass. No ticket for me.
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Major General
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05-30-2003, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Tripper
LOL.......Shifty, you Cockshocker.
I'll have a fucking lifeless bullshitter and a fuckshake to go, thanks.
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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! ill be using that line in the near future i can see.
Anyways ive gotten 1 ticket and didnt get out of it, 15 mph over the limit, damn you 240sx!! it was 11:30 at night and i was on my way home from work, the cop didnt have to be a douche and give me a ticket seeing as in it was my first offence and i was working late and no one was on the road, what a cock smoking twat. I had to do defensive driving school and 40 hrs of community service at the hospital, but i got to see a guy with a severed left arm which was cool.
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