Vegiterians/veegans and other assorted hippies?

Airborne Butters · **Vegiterians/veegans and other assorted hippies? -** 05-31-2003, 11:53 PM

Whilst in my adventures of washing dishes today, I see we have a new waitress. She looks young, about 18-23 and had a good body, but and 'ok' face. She was wearing some sort of capri pants that showed her ankle and she had just shoes and no socks on. I moderatly glanced over and saw a sorta of black bunchness around her ankle bone. I wasn't sure but I thought it was hair? Needing to find the answer I "dropped" a cup around the ground and began my investigation. Sure as hell that was hair. Now it wasn't regular stubbley-I-haven't-shaved-in-a-few-days hair...this was was I-don't-know-what-the-hell-a-razor is hair. I mean I was like "WTF?!" Thinking she might be foreign or of some nationality I asked around and found out she was a regular old white folk Floridian. Perplexed by what I found I ventured to the soda tap to get somtin to drink. The same girl was lifting boxes above her head to put up on a storage shelf when all of a sudden, I saw 'it'. There they were, broad as daylight! Two hairy ass armpits! eek: I was petrified....I mean you could braid these godamn things! I aborted the soda tap and went back into the kitchen, shocked at what I'd seen. As the night went on, more eyewitnesses, or co-workers as I call em, came foward with their accounts. Apparently this girl doesn't eat meat,milk, or anything else that comes from an animal, including Jello! I found out that they make the geliton from pig hoves or some shit....

What are your guys' thoughts on hippies, or 'vegiterians' as their now called? I really want to rid the world of these scum. I found out in highschool, exaclty what caliber these people are. While eating a burger at school, a girl knocked the burger out of my hand telling me I was disgusting for eating an animal? I can't stand these fuckers...

Bazooka_Joe · 06-01-2003, 02:31 AM

My thoughts are to recommend that girl a razor, and not to read this thread again, because I almost barfed up my Chef Boyardee.

Eight Ace · 06-01-2003, 02:43 AM

...maybe she had de shaven-Haven, anyway...

could you kill and eat this lil' guy....
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Innoxx · 06-01-2003, 02:46 AM

Well I myself am a quasi-veggie (mostly because my girlfriend is one), and I don't consider myself a hippy. God, that's disgusting though, I despise hair, I shave almost everything on my body (or at least give it a trim). If I were there I would've probably tied her down to a table so I could introduce her to a pair of shears and a razor.

[Spec Ops] Jack Ruby · 06-01-2003, 07:11 AM

I would suggest that maybe 98.3% of veggies use animal derived products in some way, they just seem to like the attention being a freak brings them when ordering food in public. Well thats just my thoughts. If they were freezing their ass off in the far north and a friendly eskimo offered them his new baby seal skin jacket they would never tell him to keep his evil jacket.

Oddball · 06-01-2003, 08:00 AM

OK my view is this: When I see a lion take down a gazelle, that's nature. When I see a human eat a piece of steak, that's nature. Deal with it.

Also women who don't shave should be re-educated or shot and their body salted thoroughly and then burnt.

[MOD]Gen.WikiWeaponn · 06-01-2003, 09:24 AM

Vegetariants are morons

Whatada · 06-01-2003, 09:54 AM

[quote="[MOD]Gen.WikiWeaponn":a20a6]Vegetariants are morons[/quote:a20a6]

You just got yourself in a shit load of trouble lil' man.

*Looks at Inny*

06-01-2003, 10:40 AM

what do vegitarians have to do with hippies?

I think hippies eat meat.

anyway back on topic, not eating meat products deprives your body of vital nutrients you can make up for it in adult years but not in childhood/teenage years, and vegan parents who don't give their children meat only make it impossible for their brains to properly develop, has something to do with proteins, amino-acids, and other complicated Organic chem. shit.

I don't mind them as long as they don't bother me, but in a case as Butters and the school burger, she would be upside down in the cafeteria dumpster biggrin:

don't blame the hippies, the 'Nam era hippies all cut their hair, got a job, and are driving SUVs now

Jotun · 06-01-2003, 10:51 AM

i cant stand vegetarians, they piss me off. i made the hottest girl in my grade hate me because i sit behind her in like 4 of my classes and say "mmmm cow meat, mmm hamburgers, god i love MEAT!" constantly. they really should be annihilated from this earth

CaP bUsTa · 06-01-2003, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddball

OK my view is this: When I see a lion take down a gazelle, that's nature. When I see a human eat a piece of steak, that's nature. Deal with it.

when a lion takes down a gazelle, every single part of the gazelle is eaten whether it be the lion, hyenas, vultures, or watever. With humans it's different. We dont eat every single part of the animal and so much goes to waste. I hate seeing people at restraunts who order a bigass steak or a big rack of ribs and only finish half and throw the rest out.

MrLevinstein · 06-01-2003, 01:08 PM

Man has been eating meet for around what? 4500+ years? Its good for you, Meat makes you stronger and repairs wounds or cuts. No one ever thinks of that poor Lettuce head that had its life tragically ended.

KTOG · 06-01-2003, 01:37 PM

As long as they preach their bullshit to me then i don't care.

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[DAS REICH] Blitz · 06-01-2003, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ktog3

As long as they preach their bullshit to me then i don't care.

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haha go ronny

06-01-2003, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jotun

i cant stand vegetarians, they piss me off. i made the hottest girl in my grade hate me because i sit behind her in like 4 of my classes and say "mmmm cow meat, mmm hamburgers, god i love MEAT!" constantly. they really should be annihilated from this earth

how old are you son? 8? 10?