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Default what's a motorist to do? - 06-01-2003, 10:47 AM

well it's official, the city commission here are a bunch of brainless morons.

In the past years they have done everything to bottleneck car traffic and promote bicycling.
These self-named "conservatives" are acting worse than California liberals in regards to hating cars.
First was teh roundabout craze, they put up about 30 of these little concrete roadblocks throughout the city (almost put one on the intersection of 2 4 lane major streets, but that was stopped)

A major 4 lane artery near the universoty campus was reduces to two lanes (one each way) to put a fucking bike lane in, now I want to drive around with a paintball gun shooting the cyclists.
I believe they're about to reduce yet another street to 2 lanes.

No one wants to vote these morons out because they're Republicans and all know all teh people from church and other idiotic shit like that oOo:
  
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Default 06-01-2003, 10:54 AM

Whats a motorist to do? Probably invest in a bike from the looks of it. biggrin:




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Default 06-01-2003, 10:55 AM

get yourself a bike. you know what they say..'YOU CANT BEAT CITY HALL" and theres the ever popular.."IF YA CANT BEATEM..JOIN THEM" LMAO
  
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Default 06-01-2003, 11:05 AM

Get or borrow a segway or moped and go really slow on the paths and clog up the cyclists, and in turn pissing them off much how they have done the same to you.
  
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Default 06-01-2003, 11:05 AM

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get yourself a bike. you know what they say..'YOU CANT BEAT CITY HALL" and theres the ever popular.."IF YA CANT BEATEM..JOIN THEM" LMAO
rofl lmao lol!!! thats so funny.
  
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Default 06-01-2003, 04:25 PM

if they end up closing the roads which I doubt they will. WEll you payed for your car. drive it on the bike paths. They cant make it so you have to sell your car.
  
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Default 06-01-2003, 04:52 PM

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Whats a motorist to do? Probably invest in a bike from the looks of it. biggrin:
ROFL!, i was gonna say that biggrin:


  
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Default 06-01-2003, 04:58 PM

A liberal scattering of nails, tacks, broken glass ( anything sharp and pointy ) thrown into the cycle lane should really do the trick, at least that way you wont have to risk arrest for a firearms charge The odds of getting caught sowing the nails into the cycle lane must be close to nil.
  
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Default 06-01-2003, 08:00 PM

[quote="[Spec Ops] Jack Ruby":f95a6]A liberal scattering of nails, tacks, broken glass ( anything sharp and pointy ) thrown into the cycle lane should really do the trick, at least that way you wont have to risk arrest for a firearms charge The odds of getting caught sowing the nails into the cycle lane must be close to nil.[/quote:f95a6]

Ah, the Green Beret method, me like biggrin:
  
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