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Default 06-01-2003, 10:21 PM

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What the fuck? Since when were racist jokes accepted by AA.Com.....?

Jeezus christ.....I fucking wonder, in a pool of utter awe and confusion....Why the hell would threads that are not at all offensive be locked, and a thread like this gets to go on for 3 pages. hake:
then don't look at it wigga, know what im sayin foo?[/quote:26643]

Why don't you Shut The Fuck Up, Crotch-Clutcher.
  
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Default 06-01-2003, 10:25 PM

Why are hurricanes named after woman?......






Because when they come over to your place their wet and wild. When they leave they take your house and car.
  
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Default 06-01-2003, 10:38 PM

Tsss

Gee ...i had a black friend once..but my dad sold him
  
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Default 06-01-2003, 10:39 PM

[quote="K-9NeXuS":4fbc8]Tsss

Gee ...i had a black friend once..but my dad sold him[/quote:4fbc8]
LOL


www.92bengals.com
It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.
  
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Default 06-01-2003, 11:27 PM

[quote="K-9NeXuS":6a093]Tsss

Gee ...i had a black friend once..but my dad sold him[/quote:6a093]

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Default 06-02-2003, 12:38 AM

[quote="K-9NeXuS":ce3f9]Tsss

Gee ...i had a black friend once..but my dad sold him[/quote:ce3f9]

lmao @that 1( im black too. Shame on me i suppose)
  
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Default 06-02-2003, 12:40 AM

[quote="Old Reliable":f7080]Why do Mexicans drive lowriders?
So they can pick strawberries faster

rofl[/quote:f7080] i dont get it. Plz clarify it for me
  
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Default 06-02-2003, 12:50 AM

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Why do Mexicans drive lowriders?
So they can pick strawberries faster

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i dont get it. Plz clarify it for me[/quote:36ef9]

Mexicans are stereotyped as poor immigrant cheap labor workers. In california...the majority of strawberry pickers are mexican. A lowrider vehicle is ...low to the ground, and mexicans drive those tricked out lowriders. in short mexicans in lowriders = close to ground to pick strawberries. hopethat helps cool:
  
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Default 06-02-2003, 01:38 AM

How do Chinese people decide on a name for their child?
They throw a bunch of pots and pans down the stairs


What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
Canoes tip.


How can you tell if a white guys wife has been cheating on him?
If the kids dick’s bigger then his


What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
Avalanche
What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?
Mudslide
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Immigration


What's the difference between a working black man and big foot?
People have seen big foot
  
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Default 06-02-2003, 01:39 AM

Why dont black people skydive?




They would suffocate happy:
  
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Default 06-02-2003, 03:04 AM

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Why dont black people skydive?




They would suffocate happy:
i dont get it. maybe cuz its almost 4 am and my brain isnt functioning...but a. i dont get it. and b. that joke isnt funny at all.... eek:

they would suffocate cuz why? they cant breath while skydiving? ...*sigh* what am i missing here oOo:
  
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Default 06-02-2003, 08:46 AM

Whats a black guy with an afro called? A microphone

Whats two black people paying in the the street called? Skid marks

What do you call 200 black people sky diving? Night.


..since everyone is starting to throw the racist shit in (i aignt racist)
  
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Default 06-02-2003, 09:07 AM

Ok, this has gotten WAY out of hand. Sorry, but enough racial "humour".

Locked.


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