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"Does it really smell like cookies. Ohhhhh, she farted and it went down my throat." Guy from Family Guy
There may be what tortures you.
There may be what reduces you to silence.
There may be what fails to satisfy you.
There may be what irritates you.
There may be what grieves you.
But man has to train himself by enduring these things.
I'd be taking the BAR, cause it's fully auto, accurate over distances when shooting short bursts and has high penetration. Either that or the Springfield for obvious reasons.
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Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."