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[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":7a5b3]Well, don't most brothas have a guerilla dick?[/quote:7a5b3]

I do use some Guerilla Tactics to achieve the art of intercourse; hiding behind the bathroom door after she gets out the shower so I can get her already naked (half the battle).

And gorillas have small penis's. Fun fact.

Bald Uncle Tom? I dont have a bald uncle tom. If you're asking Whatever for someone to roleplay your child abuse with you, I'm sure theres NUMEROUS forums out there to accomodate you. Hell its the internet - "ANYTHING GOES!"

And yes the tat does go down to her breast, and its of flowers of some sort.

And as far as some "backyard play", I wouldnt be much of a brotha if I didnt.