my voice is so sexy, i have seduced many women with my voice...I go..."Hey baby, now why dont you sit on my lap for a minute and rub and clench my p...my pig like toes, and then we can invte my sister ovah and we can get marr'ed! Yee-haw! We all be relat'd!

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I dont really know my accent, probably a 13 year old boy from New Jersey who's voice is changing cuz of puberty? Yeah, that sounds about right