[Simo Häyhä]

Originally Posted by Panthacold

have a couple but ehm this one time i was walking home from drinking at a friends house and this guy try's to rob me, damn bastard cut my arm open but unfortunately for him i had a bottle of hennessey wich i smashed on his head evil:

this other time i was driving in a stolen car with my cousin going 100 mph while were drunk and high. my cousin wanted to turn up the volume but the idiot doesnt only rotate the volume button but also rotates the damn steering wheel. we crash up in a wall...i didnt have a scratch on me but it gave a kick ass rush tho biggrin:

smells like bullshit