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Default 07-05-2003, 09:28 PM
if i do do her im gonna humiliate her so bad hahahahahha im gonna like slap her face with my cock .
  
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Default 07-05-2003, 09:31 PM
whaz in her hair

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Default 07-05-2003, 09:35 PM
[quote="Bean 2":9bf4f]Im probably just gonna let her suck my cock and then bang the hot one.[/quote:9bf4f]

Jesus christ you've got it made! Bean 2 aa.com member of the week. When we say fat how fat are we talking? Like a little extra tub or morbidly obease?
  
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Default 07-05-2003, 09:38 PM
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Im probably just gonna let her suck my cock and then bang the hot one.
Jesus christ you've got it made! Bean 2 aa.com member of the week. When we say fat how fat are we talking? Like a little extra tub or morbidly obease?[/quote:0fa4d]

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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 07-05-2003, 09:47 PM
i want to know how big she is, but if she's not that big then i would just use her for the summer.......it's all good biggrin:


but please give us an estimate of her weight
  
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Default 07-05-2003, 09:50 PM
she broke the truck weight scale so he's gonna have to estimate
  
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Default 07-05-2003, 10:07 PM
depends on what you designate "fat". if she is a little chubby hell yeah
  
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Default 07-05-2003, 10:20 PM
Yeah, bang the fat chick, and bang her real good so she'll tell her friends about you. Before you know it, you'll have 'em all in the sack together.

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Default 07-05-2003, 10:41 PM
found a pic of her
[img]http://www.jamsandwhich.com/img/fat-ass.gif[/img]
i hear j00 callin bean!
  
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Default 07-05-2003, 10:54 PM
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Yeah, sometimes you gotta take one for the team.

  
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Default 07-05-2003, 10:56 PM
Oh i forgot to add this little line my friend says:

"Fucking a fat chick is like riding a scooter, sure its fun, but dont let your friends catch you doing it."
  
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Default 07-05-2003, 10:56 PM
...if you have any trouble, sprinkle some sherbet around
and stick your dick in any part that starts fizzing up.
  
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Default 07-05-2003, 10:59 PM
[quote="White Rabbit":24224]found a pic of her
[img]http://www.jamsandwhich.com/img/fat-ass.gif[/img]
i hear j00 callin bean![/quote:24224]


OMG! the whale is melting!
  
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Default 07-06-2003, 12:50 AM
[quote="White Rabbit":8aefb]found a pic of her
[img]http://www.jamsandwhich.com/img/fat-ass.gif[/img]
i hear j00 callin bean![/quote:8aefb]

Oh my GOD! WTF is that!? ed:
  
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Default 07-06-2003, 01:06 AM
An obese women that commited suicide (jumped off a building)
  
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