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Default 07-06-2003, 01:51 AM
[quote="Capt. John Miller":f54e7]"Fucking a fat chick is like riding a scooter, sure its fun, but dont let your friends catch you doing it."[/quote:f54e7]


no that is the quote of the week
  
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they give you shade in the summer and warmth in the winter
  
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Default 07-06-2003, 02:48 AM
Fat chicks provide more fun than Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
  
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Default 07-06-2003, 02:54 AM
nah tripper, millehs quote is still better
  
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Default 07-06-2003, 03:03 AM
[quote=":Hybrid:":2d03f]nah tripper, millehs quote is still better[/quote:2d03f]

Was I competing for best quote? NO.....His quote is THE most well known fat chick joke in the world, you n00b.

STFU, Skippy.

[img]http://home.attbi.com/~KNicholoff/fatgirls.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 07-06-2003, 03:37 AM
[quote="K-9NeXuS":759f9]An obese women that commited suicide (jumped off a building)[/quote:759f9]

I woulda expected a mile wide crater and the earth to be knocked off it axis oddly enough. Then again im suprised she didn't just bounce off the ground and get shot into orbit.



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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 07-06-2003, 10:31 AM
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nah tripper, millehs quote is still better
Was I competing for best quote? NO.....His quote is THE most well known fat chick joke in the world, you n00b.

STFU, Skippy.

[img]http://home.attbi.com/~KNicholoff/fatgirls.jpg[/img][/quote:0583c]

For those wanting to know her weight, well shes probably a little fatter then the girl in this pic and her other friend is alot hottor and has some nice tits.
  
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Default 07-06-2003, 02:03 PM
it might.......no, it will scar you for life

I'll never do it again, one swift movement and ur cock is a gonna
Thunder thighs, brutal hips, water melons, bison body, no No N0000!

do the hot one then get tha hell outta there brothA!

eatthis:

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Default 07-06-2003, 02:24 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAH! Would I? It depends. They might crush you with their thighs or something. That girl in the pic aint to bad... if you're desperate, AND you get the hot one.
  
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Default 07-07-2003, 02:28 AM
you lucky bastard even though theres a fat chick i would still do it but you sure there not jsut fucking around with you.
  
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Default 07-07-2003, 08:42 AM
Nope i know their not. They came back yesterday but i found out some distrubing news...The fat one is 21 and married and has a kid...Definitely a slut so im not even gonna do shit with her im just gonna fuck the hot one.
  
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Default 07-07-2003, 09:07 AM
The young bull says to the old bull "See those cows over in that field.Let's run down there, jump the fence and do them all." To which the old bull replies "Why don't we walk down there and just go through the gate?"

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Default 07-07-2003, 09:30 AM
[img]http://www.teamaftermath.com/images/insultpics/Hitit.jpg[/img]

( ^ Always loved that one ^)

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Default 07-07-2003, 04:58 PM
well bean has it happened yet?
  
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she broke the truck weight scale so he's gonna have to estimate
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