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View Poll Results: Have you teh sexX0red a g0rl?
Yes 12 27.27%
No 24 54.55%
Yes (but im only saying yes to improve my self-esteem) 8 18.18%
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Default 07-13-2003, 04:04 PM

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the girls you people know of are crappy, that's why you complain about them talking non-stop. go out with real women, not some bitch ass, bad gansta-girl wanabee, cause i know that's who you guys are talking about.
That is true, but explain to us wat's "Real Women"
  
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Default Re: who here has had sex before? - 07-13-2003, 04:59 PM

[quote="Capt. John Miller":ad3ac][quote="White Rabbit":ad3ac]twas me in that pic, yea does rape count as sex
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she had it coming[/quote:ad3ac]

Is she constipated? her face is beat red.[/quote:ad3ac]

He probably just gave her a 'Red Dragon.'
She looks like she'd enjoy a big dick slapping her round the face. biggrin:
  
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Default 07-13-2003, 05:33 PM

well, if this question is asking if I ever had sex with the horse....it's a negative.


  
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Default 07-13-2003, 06:10 PM

Yea I've had sexual relations before, was worried when it was goin to happen but really, there is ZERO POINT in wondering when or even IF.

I lost it not long ago, sex0r is goodz0r but after instead of jus slappin ur dick on her neck tis nice to huggle n ydiss, er I mean kiss

I'M AN ANIMAL, ROUGH IS GOOD!! FEEL MY WRATH AND EAT MY.....shit lost my boner....ah well


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Default 07-14-2003, 01:40 AM

Well, i lost count. I'm somewhere in the 30's. I can't remember them all but oh well.
If i were to give advise to some youger guys, it would be this: Forget about waiting for "Miss USA" ....go get her girlfriend. Just remember, when your friends are laughing at you for taking down that "non 10", you'll be sticking it to her while they're jerking it. Who's the ass then??

Put a bag on and have fun !!


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Default 07-14-2003, 09:11 AM

I'd have to agree somewhat with Arkan. DOn't bother trying to wait for the right girl, or one that resides mostly in your dreams or on those secret porn magazines you got stashed under yer matress.

Just find a girl you like and pork her.

It gets you in good practice for when you actually do meet that hot girl who suddenly wants to get into your lunchbox.

And use protection, of course biggrin:

All of the above counts unless you're a pretty boy and can get any girl you like.
  
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Default 07-14-2003, 10:57 AM

Sex gets old. Fast.
  
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