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Default funny ebay things - 07-14-2003, 09:17 PM

post funny ebay listings here. the funniest one i saw was in real estate, they were selling a missile silo.
  
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Default 07-14-2003, 09:18 PM

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Default 07-14-2003, 09:21 PM

sorry, i've still got a couple years in me, you're gonna have to hold on
  
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Default 07-14-2003, 09:27 PM

actually there is a guy in Kansas, I believe under 30 clicks from my city, who purchased a missile silo (and it's control bunker) and made it into his house (minus one Minuteman missile of course).

so the idea is not that far fetched, and in Kansas is a good idea considering the heat and humidity
  
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Default 07-14-2003, 09:27 PM

Here you go napoleon

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... tegory=910

And you have a couple of years to save for one then.
  
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Default 07-14-2003, 10:14 PM

why would you buy a fake gravestone?
  
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Default 07-14-2003, 10:25 PM

well that does remind me off some thing this one time there was guy selling his sole on ebay
  
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Default 07-14-2003, 10:27 PM

i heard by word of mouth someone was auctioning an ass kicking. the winning bidder would then get their asses kicked by the seller. or maybe it was the other way around, heh
  
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Default 07-15-2003, 12:51 AM

no, it was posted on this forum

an ass kicking. it was on the same topic as the sock full of change
  
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Default 07-15-2003, 02:15 AM

i saw someone was selling a wrapper for a snickers bar oOo:


www.92bengals.com
It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.
  
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Default Re: funny ebay things - 07-15-2003, 02:17 AM

[quote="The Napoleon":f92eb]post funny ebay listings here. the funniest one i saw was in real estate, they were selling a missile silo.[/quote:f92eb]

I saw your mother selling the pr0n film that I made with her, on Ebay. hake:

Tell that bitch I want my Fucking royalties.
  
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Default 07-15-2003, 07:11 AM

they sell slaves on ebay i was a couple posts a while back LMAO!!
  
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Default 07-15-2003, 06:04 PM

oh you saw my mom's porno? was it the one where your dad eats her shit? hez got a huge chode
  
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Default 07-15-2003, 06:36 PM

oh, nevermind, u said it was the one YOU made with her. It must be that blooper one where you take off your pants, and there is a vagina there. haha, i always thought you were going to be a man. that movie has some twists
  
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Default 07-15-2003, 06:53 PM

[img]http://www.luft46.com/ghart/gh078-3.jpg[/img]

Not trying to derail this thread but WTF is up with that SIG man.
  
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