Words cannot explain my..uh...event.....

Stinger_Dude · **Words cannot explain my..uh...event..... -** 07-17-2003, 10:06 AM

Ok this fucking asshole. That son of a bitch. This is just crossing the line man. Okay you know what happened right now? Well its starts off with this. My "friend" his not any more now really anymore. You will understand when you read this. Well okays anyway my friend visits my house and this is like jsut coming to my house without calling or anything. He just pops up and like the good person I am lets him in. Then he wants to use the computer I say ok while I watch TV. However during this period he acts particularly awkward. So I decide to go into the computer room and see what his up to. I find his pants unzip and all this stuff. Then it struck me, my friend has been jacking off in the room, IN MY HOUSE. You know the aftermath, a unexplained roll up of tissue which is soaked with the stuff of secret of life yadadada.....Ok so he jacks off, no big deal everybody does but IN MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!!!! Holy shit he didnt even have the decendcy to throw the tissue away or clean up anything afterwards. This guy has a big head with a small brain. No kidding. He likes forget to do anything, he forgets stuff. Once he forgot his school bag in school. HIS SCHOOL BAG FROM SCHOOL!!!! You cant forget your school bag in school. Its simply unforgetful, the whole point of going to school is learning the contents in the bag. I mean WTF?! He lost the concepts of human basic interation and stuff.

Ok back to the story, so I go into the room and then I know what is(has) happening in straight away. I'm like "What the fuck?". Then I go out and say "What the fuck?" and continue with this for a minute. I come back and I say "uh I think its getting a bit late I think you should go back home". So he does. AND HE LEAVES HIS MESS BEHIND.

So here is where I need your help. Next time he comes I'll tell him to fuck off? I will never ever look at him in the same way. I thought he was the innocent kind. Holy fuck this aint cool man.....this is jsut way off man.....I mean what the fuck do I do.........................................man...

07-17-2003, 10:16 AM

you're 16 or so right? i guess he is too...

back in my time.. i used to do 'it' heaps....

Anyway, you know what it's like. You feel the urge, it's almost uncontrollable. .. But.. leaving his jizz behind? omg thats going a little too far. It's like Innoxx finding his room mate sniffing his g/f's panties.

couple options:

1)Go to his house and jizz in some tissues and leave it on his desk or something.

2)Ttorture his wank ass about it forever.

3)Forget about it.

omg it's a pretty bad situation... better you than me oOo:

Sergeant_Scrotum · 07-17-2003, 10:16 AM

set a meat grinder beside the computer labeled "whack-off-a-matic" & let him take care of himself.

07-17-2003, 10:18 AM

you're 16 or so right? i guess he is too...

back in my time.. i used to do 'it' heaps....

Anyway, you know what it's like. You feel the urge, it's almost uncontrollable. .. But.. leaving his jizz behind? omg thats going a little too far. It's like Innoxx finding his room mate sniffing his g/f's panties.

couple options:

1)Go to his house and jizz in some tissues and leave it on his desk or something.

2)Ttorture his wank ass about it forever.

3)Forget about it.

omg it's a pretty bad situation... better you than me oOo:

ED · 07-17-2003, 10:34 AM

You can always hop in there and beat it with him.

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Bazooka_Joe · 07-17-2003, 10:35 AM

I'd just tell him hes not allowed over again, because he's a sick bastard.

Cpt. Obvious · 07-17-2003, 12:31 PM

jizz on his toothbrush

Captain Bunny · 07-17-2003, 12:31 PM

Set up a webcam and have it running in the background broadcasting to peoples computers.....a sort of american pie set up.
let him at the computer, and the world, or your school, can laugh at him.

Blitz-krieg · **Re: Words cannot explain my..uh...event..... -** 07-17-2003, 01:46 PM

[quote="Stinger_Dude":f8f59]Ok this fucking asshole. That son of a bitch. This is just crossing the line man. Okay you know what happened right now? Well its starts off with this. My "friend" his not any more now really anymore. You will understand when you read this. Well okays anyway my friend visits my house and this is like jsut coming to my house without calling or anything. He just pops up and like the good person I am lets him in. Then he wants to use the computer I say ok while I watch TV. However during this period he acts particularly awkward. So I decide to go into the computer room and see what his up to. I find his pants unzip and all this stuff. Then it struck me, my friend has been jacking off in the room, IN MY HOUSE. You know the aftermath, a unexplained roll up of tissue which is soaked with the stuff of secret of life yadadada.....Ok so he jacks off, no big deal everybody does but IN MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!!!! Holy shit he didnt even have the decendcy to throw the tissue away or clean up anything afterwards. This guy has a big head with a small brain. No kidding. He likes forget to do anything, he forgets stuff. Once he forgot his school bag in school. HIS SCHOOL BAG FROM SCHOOL!!!! You cant forget your school bag in school. Its simply unforgetful, the whole point of going to school is learning the contents in the bag. I mean WTF?! He lost the concepts of human basic interation and stuff.

Ok back to the story, so I go into the room and then I know what is(has) happening in straight away. I'm like "What the fuck?". Then I go out and say "What the fuck?" and continue with this for a minute. I come back and I say "uh I think its getting a bit late I think you should go back home". So he does. AND HE LEAVES HIS MESS BEHIND.

So here is where I need your help. Next time he comes I'll tell him to fuck off? I will never ever look at him in the same way. I thought he was the innocent kind. Holy fuck this aint cool man.....this is jsut way off man.....I mean what the fuck do I do.........................................man...[/quote:f8f59]

man that is sick yo. first of all ask him if he's depressed or anything or jus mental. He might even have alzeimers too and if he fights back.. tell EVERYBODY in ur skewl about the situation and never talk to him again.... let him get his ass kick and dun help him

07-17-2003, 01:51 PM

no way dont go easy on him. get him to come over to do his business. invite a ton of people over, maybe even a girl he likes (obviously he donest have a girlfriend otherwise he wouldnt jerk it at people shouses) without him knowing. then burst in on him and watch as everyone points and laughs. hell be a living joke for the next two years of his highschool life

07-17-2003, 02:57 PM

[quote="White Rabbit":d232e]you can also cum in his favorite drink[/quote:d232e]
sorry but thats the best

Well masterbation is normal and its hard to aviod but leaveing it behind thats just wroung like oh god i would be so mad

Simo Häyhä · 07-17-2003, 03:01 PM

what a fucking scumbag. i mean cmon wtf oOo:

ED · 07-17-2003, 03:18 PM

Honesly - I dont understand what the huge deal is. He jerked it over your highspeed internet connection. What do you EXPECT him to do. You know how hard it is to keep a hard on while dling porn over a 56k modem??!! Huh!!! WHO ARE YOU TO CAST DISPARSIONS!!!!!! FUCKERS!!!

Still. . .he should have cleaned up. And what porn was it?

3/3 Marine · 07-17-2003, 03:24 PM

You're his friend right? At least leave him some lotion. Them dry jerks suck. biggrin:

Just Kidding, next time beat his stiffy with a baseball bat when he's over.

Gonzo · 07-17-2003, 03:30 PM

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":7d497]jizz on his toothbrush[/quote:7d497]