[Zoner]

Right now? I'm playing "Zoner's Adventures at His Shitty Job"

It's a first-person adventure game where you guide Zoner through his mundane workday, avoiding such hideous beasts as:

The Receptionist: She's lethal with her poisonous cloud of perfume.

The Loudmouth: Hide in your cubicle and try to avoid the gut-churning halitosis of the Loudmouth salesman in the cube next to you

The Token Asian: Every office has the programmer who doesn't speak English. Try to decipher his cryptic messages, if you dare.

The Big Bossman: If you encounter this hideous creature, with his short-sleeved dress shirts and crooked teeth, standfast and be brave or you might have to work over the weekend.

You can prolly find this on Kazaa...heh heh.