For all the perverts out there, and other Italians too

Albow0001

I figure if i'm here bugging people for help scripting, i might as well swing by and fish up all the old perverts from around here...Any of you old boys still around? Especially KrautKiller, that sperm-funnel himself...wonder if he's around...anyways swing in and drop a line boys, love to hear whats up in life...

by the way, i mention Italians in earnest, cuz i'm kind of hoping for a hand too...i'm a fine fan of Roman history, and i'm hoping someone can hook me up with some good (good meaning interesting) pages for some history on the Roman Empire and etc...

So drop on in and post child pornography and Roman shit/how your life is goin

Thanks gents

Tripper · 08-04-2003, 01:14 AM

Omg, omg. Albow.

....What kind of Roman history - I'm doing Roman Art & Architecture at the moment, just finished Virgil's The Aenied.

Albow0001 · 08-04-2003, 01:19 AM

Phhhbbttt Tripper you've seen my face...i'm no picky man LOL

Actually i'm looking to start from the beginning...i've got the "Age of Empires" tour of Roman History LOL...I'm completely aware of how Caeser defeated the Pirates by whoring the corner of the map and saving resources till he built a wonder and waited 10 minutes...

I'm looking for military and political history, Illiad style...it's just that...Greek history is so fucking gay....the only reason they're historically remembered is because no-fucking-one else EXISTED and they accomplished a history of butt-fucking each other...i hate the greeks so much.

I went to Italy and Greece on a school tour in march (march break, YEAH shizzle) so it was all hype and so on, but i'm psyched over Rome: Total War, and i'd like to understand more in depth the actual historical Background at work man...art is never a foreground of history lol

Tripper · 08-04-2003, 01:40 AM

LMAO!

Greeks did do a lot of rectum-rushing.....

You seen this site: [url:9375d]http://www.roman-empire.net/[/url:9375d]?

It's a good'un.

There's also some reasonable links, here:
[url:9375d]http://www.simonides.org/users/bibliotheca/links/topics/empires/roman-empire.html[/url:9375d]

Albow0001 · 08-04-2003, 01:43 AM

Shit yeah i've seen that one...more fucking words than my girlfriend though holy crap...is it really that hard to make ancient history interesting? LOL

I mean it's tearing me away from genitally mutilating myself while playing games!!!

Tripper · 08-04-2003, 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albow0001

Shit yeah i've seen that one...more fucking words than my girlfriend though holy crap...is it really that hard to make ancient history interesting? LOL

I mean it's tearing me away from genitally mutilating myself while playing games!!!

HAW!

I did notice it was fucking bullshit/boring, unfortunately, there aren't any photos of the Roman military. freak:

Stinger_Dude · 08-04-2003, 02:33 AM

OMG ALbow, you're a fan of Rome: Total War as well. FInally someone here with some sense.

http://totalwar.org/

http://www.totalwar.org/cgi-bin/forum/i ... ct=SF;f=19

http://www.totalwar.org/cgi-bin/forum/i ... act=SF;f=3

[img]http://www.kgfs.org.uk/images/Map1.jpg[/img]

http://mediaviewer.ign.com/mediaviewer. ... _id=498739

link to watch R:TW videos although the streaming versions are horrible quality.

http://www.totalwar.com/community/rome.htm

Sicilian_Summers · 08-04-2003, 08:06 AM

Hey Albow.

As an Italian myself I came to respond - have you tried reading The Anead? It's obviously about the founder of Rome, Aneas, and his journey from the end of the Trojan war to the foundings of Rome. And yes, it is in the same style as the Illiad.

Vance · 08-04-2003, 08:31 AM

Uhh. Yeah. Hi.

Tripper · 08-04-2003, 02:55 PM

[quote="Sicilian_Summers":edd6e]Hey Albow.

As an Italian myself I came to respond - have you tried reading The Anead? It's obviously about the founder of Rome, Aneas, and his journey from the end of the Trojan war to the foundings of Rome. And yes, it is in the same style as the Illiad.[/quote:edd6e]

You mean, The Aeneid, about Aeneas. cool:

It is rather good....Virgil takes alot from Greek Poet, Homer. It's a lot like The Odyessy (sp?), and like Summers said, it's a lot like The Illiad as well. Good read - if you can be bothered.

Albow0001 · 08-04-2003, 10:16 PM

Holy FUCK, StingerDude...you just showed me a fucking screenshot of something i've been looking for for ages...ever since i heard about their weird-ass way of arranging provinces, i've been dying to see some shots of how it works...

Keep hooking me up brother...hells bells keepin sendin shots...and yeah, i think i will take a look into the Analfetishist if you say it's good, trip and summers, thanks

Sicilian_Summers · 08-05-2003, 10:27 AM

[quote=Tripper]

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Sicilian_Summers":ff84e

Hey Albow.

As an Italian myself I came to respond - have you tried reading The Anead? It's obviously about the founder of Rome, Aneas, and his journey from the end of the Trojan war to the foundings of Rome. And yes, it is in the same style as the Illiad.

You mean, The Aeneid, about Aeneas. cool: [/quote:ff84e]

Exactly. cool:

Old Reliable · 08-05-2003, 10:16 PM

history major?

Stinger_Dude · 08-06-2003, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albow0001

Holy FUCK, StingerDude...you just showed me a fucking screenshot of something i've been looking for for ages...ever since i heard about their weird-ass way of arranging provinces, i've been dying to see some shots of how it works...

Keep hooking me up brother...hells bells keepin sendin shots...and yeah, i think i will take a look into the Analfetishist if you say it's good, trip and summers, thanks

Its all good. : )

Here are some more.......

[img]http://kgfs.org.uk/images/map2.jpg[/img]

[img]http://kgfs.org.uk/images/6.jpg[/img]

[img]http://kgfs.org.uk/images/9.jpg[/img]