[Bazooka_Joe]

Originally Posted by Gerard

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dickhead?

14. When you involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?'
Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

1) I do this when people can't hear when I say "What time is it?"

9) More than 1 bus route comes to 1 bus stop.

14) Not everyone goes flying through windshields when there is an accident.