[Short Hand]

Originally Posted by Ydiss

... because my girlfriend is in labour as I type.

Everything's good, all looking well and we're just getting ready to go to hospital when the contractions get closer together and more regular.

By this time tomorrow I could be a daddy, so chances are you won't see me about for a day or two (or maybe a week or more).

I'll pop in to let you all know the news.

Wish us luck.

congratz senior.

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Ultrasound is about 90%accurateat 5 1/2 months
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U know they have technology that can tell the sex dont u.[/quote:610f3]

Get the fuck outta here!!!!!1111! Really??!!!1

They can do that?



j/k.... freak:


Good luck ydiss

I highly recommend that you encourage breast feeding. That way you cant be teh one that has to get up at 3 in the morning for feedings.

[9mm BeRetTa]

Originally Posted by Proteus

Holy shit. I never want to be a parent. I'm affraid of failing miserably at raising the kid... Just like my parents.

Oh but yeah, congratulations.

lmao yea just my luck my kid would turn out as messed up as seems possible

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GG Ydiss......Name it Trippar. happy:

[ShagNasty]

congrats. i have a 10 year old and a 7 month old girls. my 7 month old sleeps all night now yeah.

[KTOG]

Where do babies come from?

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Originally Posted by ShagNasty

congrats. i have a 10 year old and a 7 month old girls. my 7 month old sleeps all night now yeah.

YOU have KIDS?

Give them my condolences.

[gtboys34]

Originally Posted by KTOG

Where do babies come from?

Well my son. When you hear stange noises coming from dadies room late at night..... ya know? that sound you hear banging against your wall. This is what daddy and momma are doing [img]http://www.ezshots.com/members/gokuguru18/images/gokuguru18-1.gif[/img]. Then once the sound has stopped in your room and M&d's room. This little guy here is spiraling down into momma[img]http://www.ezshots.com/members/gokuguru18/images/gokuguru18-4.gif[/img]. Once that little guy has entered momma, give him 9 months until he creates you a little bro or sis to beat down on. Cant ya just wait for a lilttle bro or sis Ktog, my son? Yes Stranger, whom is in my bedroom late at night while momma and daddy are.........sleeping. Well once your little bro is conceived (born) you will be able to kick him around like so.... [img]http://www.ezshots.com/members/gokuguru18/images/gokuguru18-3.gif[/img]


The End. wt......is wrong with mah???? hake:

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Originally Posted by Ydiss

... because my girlfriend is in labour as I type.

Everything's good, all looking well and we're just getting ready to go to hospital when the contractions get closer together and more regular.

By this time tomorrow I could be a daddy, so chances are you won't see me about for a day or two (or maybe a week or more).

I'll pop in to let you all know the news.

Wish us luck.

Good luck Ydiss. Post some pics soon angel: