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Default 10-10-2003, 09:58 PM

I wouldnt mind hearing some of the best time you had in bootcamp. Like beating a guy in the night because he made you do pushups or something like that.
Some funny things the DI's said.
  
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Default 10-10-2003, 11:09 PM

The DI loved to say "what if i walked over there and ripped out your soul through your fucking rib cage"

"the forces of god are stopping me from walking over there and snapping your arm off"

"come on you fat lazy bastard, i bet if there was a hotdog stand at the finish line your fat ass would be dusting everybody."

And one funny ass thing was, we were crossing a street (my platoon) and we posted road guards, and there was a blue sticker on this cars windshield which = officer. So the road guard brings up a salute to the car. Well my senior drill instructor goes "paige what are you saluting?" and he goes "officers car sir!" and the SDI says "...theres nobody in it dumb ass, you dont salute an empty car" lol i was fucking lmao.


  
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Default 10-10-2003, 11:15 PM

VEE HAF HEARD JOO... HEARD JOOO CALLINGGGGGG IN THE NIIIIGHT



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Default 10-10-2003, 11:32 PM

Milla!

Didn't you do any LMG's, GPMG's, grenades, or SRAAW?

I'm qualified on C7A1 Assault Rifle, C9 LMG, C6 GPMG, M67 Frag Grenades and 84mm Carl Gustav.

Or do the marines just get to hover around and practice amphibous assaults? biggrin:
  
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Default 10-10-2003, 11:33 PM

Oh another line the DI loved to say when someone was getting ready to pass out from standing at attention for so long or on a long run was "i have a feeling hes gonna go tits up and get the silver bullet"


  
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Default 10-10-2003, 11:44 PM

Hi Fag. biggrin:

WB Dude! How's your arse? You do any shovelling with the chaps?

GG Coming back for me, lover.
  
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Default 10-10-2003, 11:44 PM

did he pull any full metal jacket lines?
  
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Default 10-11-2003, 12:31 AM

[quote="Capt. John Miller":b97fa]

And one funny ass thing was, we were crossing a street (my platoon) and we posted road guards, and there was a blue sticker on this cars windshield which = officer. So the road guard brings up a salute to the car. Well my senior drill instructor goes "paige what are you saluting?" and he goes "officers car sir!" and the SDI says "...theres nobody in it dumb ass, you dont salute an empty car" lol i was fucking lmao.[/quote:b97fa]


LOL OMG HAHAHA!!!!
  
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Default 10-11-2003, 12:37 AM

whos back ?

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Default 10-11-2003, 02:59 AM

Meh.

Give me 3 minutes with *any* weapon and I will be "qualified" to rape you
all with it ;-)

That or a stick of some sort... biggrin:
  
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Default 10-11-2003, 03:48 AM

Welcome back & congrats man! Keep up on your PT: if you slack, you'll never reach standards again! happy:

PS: did you learn how to sleep with one eye open? sleeping: fire1:
  
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Default 10-11-2003, 04:23 AM

welcome back miller
  
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Default 10-11-2003, 07:51 AM

What division ru in?



  
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Default 10-11-2003, 08:45 AM

welcome back
  
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