[BadScript]

Hey Joey com'on... this is totally offtopic.

Moved.

[GODJOEY]

I just stated how hard it is for me to overcome this difficult task every morning I must have my back facing the toilet bowl and i must bend backwards keeping myself very balanced till my head is under the front of the bowl then i thrust my legs straight up and BAM it goes directly in other wise i paint my ceiling a tangy color and the wife doesnt like this not to mention a very wet seat. But as of recently my peeing olympic like talent has blown out my disks, cant take the morning pee anymore so I must go to HOME DEPOT and find a pipe or something that looks like the letter U so i can just throw that on in the morning and do my THANG! tell me how this helps or not thanks take it easy and REMEMBER PEE ALL YOU CAN PEE in the LABORATORY.

[Maj.Stoner]

LOL WTF ???

[Mustang]

Jesus you post some crap Joey, but this one takes the cake. Really it does, im killing myself laughing here.

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Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."

Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."

[8827Echo]

I'm not gonna try to even understand that...

How do you stop it from going on your head though???