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Default 11-14-2003, 12:04 AM

[quote="Old Reliable":2ebc5]
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LOL... you are great! lol... i bet you sit behind your computer all day jerking off too man sites with your boy toy counting your warts...lol
as a matter of fact, that was my day[/quote:2ebc5]
your awesome! hehe... sorry but you just made my day and reason to leave the post...lol.. you just gave me the best mental pic of a the Ninja Turtle jerking off...lol
  
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Default 11-14-2003, 12:05 AM

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Ohh sweet... you paid a bunch of money and wasted a lot of time so you can be a cop, when all you really had to do was take a test. Congrats.
You've proved your intellegence about the job market, and the real world.

Good luck finding any job other than McDonalds with out some post-secondary!

[quote="West Vancouver Police Dept.":61433]MINIMUM QUALIFICATIONS

Canadian Citizen or Landed Immigrant

[b]Education - two years post-secondary education.[/b]

Age - 19 years (minimum)

Physically fit

Visual Acuity - Uncorrected vision of not less than 20/40 in one eye and 20/100 in the other. Correctable to 20/20 normal colour vision.

Current B.C. Drivers License with good driving record.

Peer Interview

Chief Constable's Interview

Medical Examination

Background Check

Polygraph Examination
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[url="http://www.police.westvan.bc.ca/recruiting.htm"]http://www.police.westvan.bc.ca/recruiting.htm[/url]
  
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Default 11-14-2003, 12:05 AM

Punky girl, what makes you 'punky'?
  
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Default 11-14-2003, 12:05 AM

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LOL... you are great! lol... i bet you sit behind your computer all day jerking off too man sites with your boy toy counting your warts...lol
as a matter of fact, that was my day
your awesome! hehe... sorry but you just made my day and reason to leave the post...lol.. you just gave me the best mental pic of a the Ninja Turtle jerking off...lol[/quote:69d8a]

Wow, you're even more fucked up than I thought.
  
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Default 11-14-2003, 12:06 AM

according to what you posted... your pointing out that your girlfriend has a wart on her penis, perhaps some english classes are in order
  
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Default 11-14-2003, 12:06 AM

[quote="Airborne Butters":82899]Punky girl, what makes you 'punky'?[/quote:82899]

I think it's the fact that she's actually a man.
  
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Default 11-14-2003, 12:07 AM

hes just trying to get his salad tossed
  
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Default 11-14-2003, 12:07 AM

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Default 11-14-2003, 12:08 AM

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according to what you posted... your pointing out that your girlfriend has a wart on her penis, perhaps some english classes are in order
Yes, I agree - YOU need to take some english classes, or some kind of comprehension class.

Go back and read it carefully. Remember, just keep trying until you get it.
  
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Default 11-14-2003, 12:08 AM

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Punky girl, what makes you 'punky'?
I think it's the fact that she's actually a man.[/quote:5c5d4]

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and to think I masturbated to her/his picture? Oh well all was not lost.
  
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Default Re: mmmmm owned! - 11-14-2003, 12:08 AM

[quote="Pvt Flagg":f1490]www.5thesbclan.com/flagg_images/truck_gets_owned.wmv[/quote:f1490]
  
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Default 11-14-2003, 12:08 AM

spaming of emoticons ....the old fall back


"suck on my chocolate salty balls!"
  
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Default 11-14-2003, 12:08 AM

I implied "what" my name is minor threat? perhaps you should explain to me what language you speak in
  
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Default 11-14-2003, 12:09 AM

[quote="Pvt Flagg":2f85a]hes just trying to get his salad tossed[/quote:2f85a]

Now that I've drawn you all out of the closet - It's amusing to notice that you also have a strange infatuation with homosexual acts.
  
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Default 11-14-2003, 12:09 AM

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I implied "what" my name is minor threat? perhaps you should explain to me what language you speak in
ya gavaryu po-rooyski
hablo espanol
je parle francais
ich spreche deutsch fire2: fire2: fire2: fire2: fire2: fire2:
  
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