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Default How to get girl.......... - 11-19-2003, 06:33 PM

Ok, I am getting desperate, there are a few girls at my school that I would consider dating, but how do I got about it. How did you all get your "gal"? I wish I had a girlfriend, man I need something to do!
  
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Default 11-19-2003, 06:39 PM

I told my girl that she was "overplayed" and we just hit it off
  
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Default 11-19-2003, 06:51 PM

turn off the damn computer & stop asking on a god damn video game forum! rolleyes:
  
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Default 11-19-2003, 06:58 PM

YOu're a deep christian, whats the use, if you get no sex?
  
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Default 11-19-2003, 07:00 PM

well i made friends with her first. chilled & waited a bit. then poped the question. long story short we are still dating.
  
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Default 11-19-2003, 07:00 PM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":8afb0]turn off the damn computer & stop asking on a god damn video game forum! rolleyes:[/quote:8afb0]

that is my advice as well
  
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Default 11-19-2003, 09:39 PM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":10ab3]turn off the damn computer & stop asking on a god damn video game forum! rolleyes:[/quote:10ab3]

and go out and tell her how u feel about her but wait for the right moment!
  
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Default 11-19-2003, 09:48 PM

[quote:6d173] but wait for the right moment[/quote:6d173] And that would be? Ill probably be majorly put down, oh well can't hurt to try, or can it?
  
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Default 11-19-2003, 09:59 PM

this thread is just sad....end it now please, if you want to get a girl, quit whining about not having one over the internet, play a sport, go the gym and seriously work out, and from there find the best time to get with a girl u think is worth it, for me the best time is always at parties, ill let u try and figure out why....now don't reply and start asking more questions because this thread is just inviting a major flaming
  
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Default 11-19-2003, 10:58 PM

just make her laugh. worked for me sleeping:


www.92bengals.com
It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.
  
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Default 11-19-2003, 11:03 PM

stroll up to her and repeat exactly as follows.....

"I know what your thinking. This guy looks FAR too good to talk to me."

works.........well pretty much never. But damn it's funny to watch.
  
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Default 11-19-2003, 11:04 PM

"Hey Babe, Does this Rag smell like Chloroform to you...?"
  
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Default 11-20-2003, 12:06 AM

...girls enjoy being fingered, so you might like to use that as a starting point.
  
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Default 11-20-2003, 12:21 AM

[quote="Captain Wilkins":95ad7]"Hey Babe, Does this Rag smell like Chloroform to you...?"[/quote:95ad7]

LOL!
  
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Default 11-20-2003, 01:01 AM

if your like me...all you have to do is flop out your big huge cock. She'll love u forever.
  
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