[Tystnad]

Hark! Who is that, striding over the tarmac! It is Tystnad, hands clutching a thorned whip! He grunts ominously:

"I'm going to brutalize you until your mortal mind doth snap, and dip you in uranium!!"

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Insert me real name instead:

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling on the mountains! It is Chris, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a low howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pound you until you smell like barbeque, and plug you into a power plant!!!"




Shortened it down and removed me surname, all for your convenience.. eek: