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Default HELP with my doorknob... seriously... - 12-25-2003, 10:12 PM
My sister was turning our doorknob so hard that now her key is stuck in the knob. I've been pulling at this key with all my might and it won't come out. Any ideas, short of actually removing the knob assembly from the doorframe?
  
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Default 12-25-2003, 10:14 PM
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Default 12-25-2003, 10:14 PM
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Default 12-25-2003, 10:16 PM
Punch ur sister in the face.
  
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Default 12-25-2003, 10:25 PM
Squrit some WD-40 onto the key in the direction of the lock.

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Default 12-25-2003, 10:38 PM
[img]http://www.medisave.co.uk/acatalog/ky_jelly.jpg[/img]

BLits said this is the best thing to use for knobs of all proportions!!!
  
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Default 12-25-2003, 10:42 PM
why not just take the whole thing off?

I mean it's not that hard to take off and put back on...
  
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Default 12-25-2003, 10:47 PM
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why not just take the whole thing off?

I mean it's not that hard to take off and put back on...
I'm too lazy to do that.... oOo:
  
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Default 12-25-2003, 10:53 PM
as stated earlyer. lube it up. WD40 would probly be the easiest to squirt in. also make sure the key is actully in the right position.
  
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Two words: Sledge Hammer.
  
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Default 12-25-2003, 10:58 PM
[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":03638][img]http://www.medisave.co.uk/acatalog/ky_jelly.jpg[/img]

BLits said this is the best thing to use for knobs of all proportions!!![/quote:03638]I highly endorse it, does a knob well
  
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Default 12-25-2003, 11:07 PM
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Default Re: HELP with my doorknob... seriously... - 12-25-2003, 11:16 PM
[quote="con Brio":c5b4a]My sister was turning our doorknob so hard that now her key is stuck in the knob. I've been pulling at this key with all my might and it won't come out. Any ideas, short of actually removing the knob assembly from the doorframe?[/quote:c5b4a]

Yeah, start working out. if your sister can twist a key, and you can't, theres a problem here.
  
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Default 12-26-2003, 01:30 AM
[img]http://junkhunt.mite.ne.jp/motor/other/can.jpg[/img]+[img]http://home.att.net/~georeba/match.jpg[/img]= problem solved
  
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