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Default 12-31-2003, 01:15 PM

Grammar.

Serious.

Yourself.


...and I get laid nightly.


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Default 12-31-2003, 01:17 PM

At the evening I start with beer and go to a house party.
Between midnight and dawn I will be passed away.
In morning I'll go back to home.

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Default 12-31-2003, 01:17 PM

In all of the non-relevant, mispelled babbling, I did manage to make out that you were trying to say that grammar doesn't matter.

Where do you work, McDonald's?

In the real world, anyone who wants to be taken seriously will represent themselves in an intelligent manner. People who don't work in hourly jobs for the rest of their lives. I'm 20 years old and I'm already coordinating VIP relations for a resort that has the highest year-round occupancy percentage north of Florida. In March, I'm being appointed as one of two regional consultants for the VIP programs in the entire Southeast region. That's a $65,000/yr job. And I'm still in school. By the time I get my degree, I'll be pulling down $100,000/yr - $145,000/yr depending on whether I go for Property Management or Corporate Consultant. Ignorant fucks like you who can't even negotiate semi-proper English are the dumbasses who already work for me.

As for your generic insults regarding being a nerd, not getting laid, etc...

First of all, try to be original, for fuck's sake. Personalize your insults, don't spit out the same regurgitated feces you licked off someone's ass last week after they shit all over you.

Secondly, if you're trolling an internet forum all day, which most of the active posters here do, you're a geek. Get over it and learn to accept your place in life.

Thirdly - and I don't usually even respond to these, but I will in your case just because I have to deal with reading your retarded, nonsensical flames on a daily basis - I have posted entire folders that contain pictures of myself and the girl that I've been banging for the past three years.

Where are your pictures? What.. no digital camera? No webcam? No scanner? What the fuck ever, you could get your pictures up but you're just too much of a pansy ass coward to get yourself owned all over the net. In fact, I bet you look just like this:

[img]http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/SNORKcakes.jpg[/img]



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Default 12-31-2003, 01:18 PM

Back on topic, I plan to try and get the girl to flash the digital cam. Even if she doesn't, I will bring zee pictars! HEIL NOCTARS!



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Default 12-31-2003, 01:26 PM

Noctis i wuv yuo



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Default 12-31-2003, 01:43 PM

[quote="Sotilas Jane":0818f]At the evening I start with beer and go to a house party.
Between midnight and dawn I will be passed away.
In morning I'll go back to home.

stupid: imwithstupid: stupid:[/quote:0818f]

do it the finnish way, eh?
  
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Default 12-31-2003, 01:53 PM

notics pwned shagnasty. GG!

I'm planning to just sit at a buddys house and chill. Or, go downtown... doesn't matter to me.
  
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Default 12-31-2003, 01:56 PM

party at a friends house!!!!11111
  
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Default 12-31-2003, 01:57 PM

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+ my own bottle of crown !
  
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Default 12-31-2003, 02:01 PM

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[img]http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/SNORKcakes.jpg[/img]
LOL!!!!!

I am so stealing that picture.
  
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Default 12-31-2003, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Noctis
In all of the non-relevant, mispelled babbling, I did manage to make out that you were trying to say that grammar doesn't matter.

Where do you work, McDonald's?

In the real world, anyone who wants to be taken seriously will represent themselves in an intelligent manner. People who don't work in hourly jobs for the rest of their lives. I'm 20 years old and I'm already coordinating VIP relations for a resort that has the highest year-round occupancy percentage north of Florida. In March, I'm being appointed as one of two regional consultants for the VIP programs in the entire Southeast region. That's a $65,000/yr job. And I'm still in school. By the time I get my degree, I'll be pulling down $100,000/yr - $145,000/yr depending on whether I go for Property Management or Corporate Consultant. Ignorant fucks like you who can't even negotiate semi-proper English are the dumbasses who already work for me.

As for your generic insults regarding being a nerd, not getting laid, etc...

First of all, try to be original, for fuck's sake. Personalize your insults, don't spit out the same regurgitated feces you licked off someone's ass last week after they shit all over you.

Secondly, if you're trolling an internet forum all day, which most of the active posters here do, you're a geek. Get over it and learn to accept your place in life.

Thirdly - and I don't usually even respond to these, but I will in your case just because I have to deal with reading your retarded, nonsensical flames on a daily basis - I have posted entire folders that contain pictures of myself and the girl that I've been banging for the past three years.

Where are your pictures? What.. no digital camera? No webcam? No scanner? What the fuck ever, you could get your pictures up but you're just too much of a pansy ass coward to get yourself owned all over the net. In fact, I bet you look just like this:

[img]http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/SNORKcakes.jpg[/img]

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Default 12-31-2003, 02:13 PM

play counter strike all night

and finish a 1000 word paper for bio hake:
  
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Default 12-31-2003, 02:14 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Noctis
In all of the non-relevant, mispelled babbling, I did manage to make out that you were trying to say that grammar doesn't matter.

Where do you work, McDonald's?

In the real world, anyone who wants to be taken seriously will represent themselves in an intelligent manner. People who don't work in hourly jobs for the rest of their lives. I'm 20 years old and I'm already coordinating VIP relations for a resort that has the highest year-round occupancy percentage north of Florida. In March, I'm being appointed as one of two regional consultants for the VIP programs in the entire Southeast region. That's a $65,000/yr job. And I'm still in school. By the time I get my degree, I'll be pulling down $100,000/yr - $145,000/yr depending on whether I go for Property Management or Corporate Consultant. Ignorant fucks like you who can't even negotiate semi-proper English are the dumbasses who already work for me.

As for your generic insults regarding being a nerd, not getting laid, etc...

First of all, try to be original, for fuck's sake. Personalize your insults, don't spit out the same regurgitated feces you licked off someone's ass last week after they shit all over you.

Secondly, if you're trolling an internet forum all day, which most of the active posters here do, you're a geek. Get over it and learn to accept your place in life.

Thirdly - and I don't usually even respond to these, but I will in your case just because I have to deal with reading your retarded, nonsensical flames on a daily basis - I have posted entire folders that contain pictures of myself and the girl that I've been banging for the past three years.

Where are your pictures? What.. no digital camera? No webcam? No scanner? What the fuck ever, you could get your pictures up but you're just too much of a pansy ass coward to get yourself owned all over the net. In fact, I bet you look just like this:

[img]http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/SNORKcakes.jpg[/img]
WINNAH! angel:
  
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Default 12-31-2003, 02:16 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":facb4]
I'm going on a pub crawl, I hope either to wake up on a park bench somewhere with no pants or find myself on the Dover-Calais ferry. cool:[/quote:facb4]

Make sure you DONT bring your wallet. Just bring some money because I guarantee that wallet of yours will be gone by the end of the night. I know, I've lost two already due to the lil bastards who pick drunk peoples pants. cry:

I'm going out with a few friends... just going to party hop until none of us can drive.
  
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Default 12-31-2003, 02:19 PM

[quote:47c20]In the real world, anyone who wants to be taken seriously will represent themselves in an intelligent manner.[/quote:47c20]


this isnt the REAL world you fucking Idiot. thats what you dont get, I dont want to be taken seriously on here. yet you seem to do just that, you moron. I even say that in half off my post. I am here to fucking piss people off I find it fun. your grammer skill got you a job at a resort, if you the head of the place it must suck ass.


fuck it took you like an hour to type that shit up must need your spell check and grammer programs to make you seem like you are something your not. you not fooling me, only the dumb shit who buy in to your crap.


you fucking dip shit. why would you bang the same chick for 3 years. that gets old after 6 months time to move on and get new pussy. I bet your fucking whiped on her like the bitch you are. God are you fucking stupid, trying to brag on his job how much money he makes, bringing his so called real life in to a fictional world. this is a flame forum, nothing else but that, I like to piss people off because I can. and it works because you responded to it. jerkoff
  
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