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Default 01-03-2004, 05:37 PM

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I remember Mr.Ed shit his pants at work and threw his underware in garbage there.
i would have tried shooting it in like a basketball and have everyone watch me...damn that would be funny
  
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Default 01-03-2004, 06:22 PM

If the teacher makes you hold it, just crap all over the carpet, that way she will look like an ass for denying you the right to go to the bathroom, and her classroom will stink. I doubt she will make you clean it up, you can flat out refuse. IMO detention would be worth it, but im sure my folks would lay the beatdown on them for making me clean it up.
  
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Default 01-03-2004, 06:27 PM

For more current news:
I took a shit at work today.
My dog took a shit in the backyard today.
My little girl shit her diaper about an hour ago.
Never know if my wife shits or not-she's very stealthy about it.
My dog was especially embarassed.
  
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Default 01-03-2004, 07:08 PM

I would have never had the balls to tell that story.


  
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Default 01-03-2004, 07:09 PM

Damn man shitting your pants in school must really suck, you shoulda just got up and went to the bathroom without permission, even if you got sent to the office for it....it woulda been worth it to not have shit your pants. I mean damn...that has to have been hard to live down...going to school with the same people for 8 years since all remembering you shit your pants in 5th grade. That had to have been the funniest story I've heard in a while.
  
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Default 01-03-2004, 08:36 PM

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Default 01-03-2004, 08:47 PM

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":a07f8][img]http://www.xbox-connection.com/hostedimages/shitmypants.gif[/img][/quote:a07f8]

ROFL!!!!
  
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Default 01-03-2004, 09:01 PM

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Default 01-03-2004, 09:12 PM

I don't see the funneh in that, Berquist... sleeping:

You have that "Oh shit!" look on your face in your picture, Berqe.
  
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Default 01-03-2004, 09:14 PM

loving the tan lines zap



  
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Default 01-03-2004, 09:15 PM

I gotta admit, that took some balls for you to confess shitting your pants at the age of 10 while in school. I think every adult male has shit his pants at least once during their lifetime. I was hanging with my buddies once and had to fart so i let it rip then i said "oops" as i ran for the bathroom. You could hear the laughter as i yelled from behind the door "Nope, it didn't touch cotton....i shit my crack!" That's the closest i came to shitting my pants.


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Default 01-03-2004, 10:23 PM

[quote:a59eb]"Nope, it didn't touch cotton....i shit my crack!" [/quote:a59eb]

LMFAO happy:
  
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Default 01-03-2004, 10:38 PM

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I gotta admit, that took some balls for you to confess shitting your pants at the age of 10 while in school. I think every adult male has shit his pants at least once during their lifetime. I was hanging with my buddies once and had to fart so i let it rip then i said "oops" as i ran for the bathroom. You could hear the laughter as i yelled from behind the door "Nope, it didn't touch cotton....i shit my crack!" That's the closest i came to shitting my pants.
That would be considered an OOZE OUT my friend
  
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Default 01-03-2004, 10:40 PM

ROFL ZAP!! thats one of the best stories ive heard in ages


  
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Default 01-04-2004, 01:57 AM

Hey miller and zap, what are your guys mos's?
  
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