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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,860
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: The Greater Philidelphia Area
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01-03-2004, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by ShagNasty
I remember Mr.Ed shit his pants at work and threw his underware in garbage there.
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i would have tried shooting it in like a basketball and have everyone watch me...damn that would be funny |
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Captain
Posts: 5,558
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Anaheim, CA
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01-03-2004, 06:22 PM
If the teacher makes you hold it, just crap all over the carpet, that way she will look like an ass for denying you the right to go to the bathroom, and her classroom will stink. I doubt she will make you clean it up, you can flat out refuse. IMO detention would be worth it, but im sure my folks would lay the beatdown on them for making me clean it up.
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Corporal
Posts: 899
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Land of opportunity
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01-03-2004, 06:27 PM
For more current news:
I took a shit at work today.
My dog took a shit in the backyard today.
My little girl shit her diaper about an hour ago.
Never know if my wife shits or not-she's very stealthy about it.
My dog was especially embarassed.
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Sergeant 1st Class
Posts: 1,693
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Touchdown City- Morgantown, West Virginia
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01-03-2004, 07:08 PM
I would have never had the balls to tell that story.
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Command Sergeant Major
Posts: 2,025
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Tampa, FL or Charleston, SC
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01-03-2004, 07:09 PM
Damn man shitting your pants in school must really suck, you shoulda just got up and went to the bathroom without permission, even if you got sent to the office for it....it woulda been worth it to not have shit your pants. I mean damn...that has to have been hard to live down...going to school with the same people for 8 years since all remembering you shit your pants in 5th grade. That had to have been the funniest story I've heard in a while.
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Senior Member
Posts: 1,953
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Okinawa
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01-03-2004, 08:36 PM
[img]http://www.xbox-connection.com/hostedimages/shitmypants.gif[/img]
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,860
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: The Greater Philidelphia Area
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01-03-2004, 08:47 PM
[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":a07f8][img]http://www.xbox-connection.com/hostedimages/shitmypants.gif[/img][/quote:a07f8]
ROFL!!!!
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Member
Posts: 95
Join Date: Oct 2002
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01-03-2004, 09:01 PM
[img]http://www.xbox-connection.com/hostedimages/zachme%20copy.gif[/img]
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Senior Member
Posts: 1,953
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Okinawa
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01-03-2004, 09:12 PM
I don't see the funneh in that, Berquist... sleeping:
You have that "Oh shit!" look on your face in your picture, Berqe.
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,844
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: AA.com North Building, Offtopic Floor, Apartment 1337
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01-03-2004, 09:14 PM
loving the tan lines zap
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Captain
Posts: 5,930
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Wherever you're not !!
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01-03-2004, 09:15 PM
I gotta admit, that took some balls for you to confess shitting your pants at the age of 10 while in school. I think every adult male has shit his pants at least once during their lifetime. I was hanging with my buddies once and had to fart so i let it rip then i said "oops" as i ran for the bathroom. You could hear the laughter as i yelled from behind the door "Nope, it didn't touch cotton....i shit my crack!" That's the closest i came to shitting my pants.
The world is my urinal
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Senior Member
Posts: 1,495
Join Date: May 2003
Location: here
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01-03-2004, 10:23 PM
[quote:a59eb]"Nope, it didn't touch cotton....i shit my crack!" [/quote:a59eb]
LMFAO happy:
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Corporal
Posts: 899
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Land of opportunity
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01-03-2004, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Arkan
I gotta admit, that took some balls for you to confess shitting your pants at the age of 10 while in school. I think every adult male has shit his pants at least once during their lifetime. I was hanging with my buddies once and had to fart so i let it rip then i said "oops" as i ran for the bathroom. You could hear the laughter as i yelled from behind the door "Nope, it didn't touch cotton....i shit my crack!" That's the closest i came to shitting my pants.
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That would be considered an OOZE OUT my friend |
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Major General
Posts: 14,130
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia, USA
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01-03-2004, 10:40 PM
ROFL ZAP!! thats one of the best stories ive heard in ages
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Command Sergeant Major
Posts: 2,025
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Tampa, FL or Charleston, SC
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01-04-2004, 01:57 AM
Hey miller and zap, what are your guys mos's?
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