[Bazooka_Joe]

Easy as Sunday Morning. . .

Britney speaks with a friend she has when she was younger. He says "Brit, I'm real low on cash, and I'm desperate, can you help?" Bam, she marries the guy, tries to make it private, but she lets it slip out, the next big contraversy.

Now, he sells his story to the press, gets on Barbera Walters and cries it up all for the measly dollar. . .or hundreds of thousands of them at least.