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Default 01-13-2004, 04:02 AM

man just start a normal freestyle thread its more fun that way
  
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Default 01-13-2004, 04:15 AM

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Ask J to the R-O-C.
Have you seen the episode where he gets caught masturbating and his like:

"Get the fuck out of here, I was changing. Get that fucking camera out of here I was fucking changing!"
  
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Default 01-13-2004, 04:55 AM

[quote="Stinger_Dude":6d249]
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Ask J to the R-O-C.
Have you seen the episode where he gets caught masturbating and his like:

"Get the fuck out of here, I was changing. Get that fucking camera out of here I was fucking changing!"[/quote:6d249]

"I was getting changed ya know what im saying?" lol, his mom walks in on him... and Bubbles..

"Don't fucking touch me!"
  
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Default 01-13-2004, 04:55 AM

YO!…uh huh! Well aight aight aight biatches alas aksin "where yawl from?"
I say check it Ho!…I’m with aa.com
y'know I bet as yet yawl aint seen just how het up a bitch can get on the net
when it’s a Vet she be getn’ it from


Flame war? Bitch, take a blow-torch to my genitalia,
I’m from Australia, I’ll recover and I wont fail you
So like I said to you, give me head we don’t need a bed hell even the Insult Thread will do


* spins around on anus, regains composure, looks moody as samples kick in...*

..to see him so obviously flamed…couldn’t help but make me feel ashamed to be postin’ in a land, where justice is a game.

It’s like a jungle sometimes…it makes me wonder how I keep from goin’ under uh huh uh huh huh HUH!
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Default 01-13-2004, 07:10 AM

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Derek is just mad he couldn't be my man.
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Default 01-13-2004, 07:12 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":9f46d]YO!…uh huh! Well aight aight aight biatches alas aksin "where yawl from?"
I say check it Ho!…I’m with aa.com
y'know I bet as yet yawl aint seen just how het up a bitch can get on the net
when it’s a Vet she be getn’ it from


Flame war? Bitch, take a blow-torch to my genitalia,
I’m from Australia, I’ll recover and I wont fail you
So like I said to you, give me head we don’t need a bed hell even the Insult Thread will do


* spins around on anus, regains composure, looks moody as samples kick in...*LOL rock:

..to see him so obviously flamed…couldn’t help but make me feel ashamed to be postin’ in a land, where justice is a game.

It’s like a jungle sometimes…it makes me wonder how I keep from goin’ under uh huh uh huh huh HUH!
cool:[/quote:9f46d]


  
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Default 01-13-2004, 09:19 AM

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Ask J to the R-O-C.
HAW HAW HAWWW!! Nomesayin'!??


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Default 01-13-2004, 12:10 PM

[quote="Stinger_Dude":3d641]
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Ask J to the R-O-C.
Have you seen the episode where he gets caught masturbating and his like:

"Get the fuck out of here, I was changing. Get that fucking camera out of here I was fucking changing!"[/quote:3d641]

Yeah, I think that was the third season.

J-roc is halarious.
  
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Default 01-13-2004, 12:42 PM

Canterbury is about 10 miles from me, you're reading tales about my hood boy! rock:
  
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Default 01-13-2004, 06:17 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":3d8e3]Canterbury is about 10 miles from me, you're reading tales about my hood boy! rock:[/quote:3d8e3]I really hate the book BUT I have ALOT of respect for Chaucer (the writer) for his writing style...I would never ever be able to write anything 1/2 as good as he did.


  
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Default 01-13-2004, 10:58 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":63610] *(...sung to the tune of "The Mighty Hercules")


Founding_Law, Hero Of Song And Story!
Founding_Law, Weiner Of Ancient Glory!
Wanking all the day - Being totally Gh3y,
He Struts the Ghetto Night - Winning Every Fight,
It's the Mighty-Founding_Law!!!

Founding Law, People Are Nauseous Near Him!
Founding_Law, Only The Toddlers Fear Him!
Solid As a Rock - Always Smoking Cok,
Fire In His Fart - Crap From Every Part
Of The Mighty - Founding_Law
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stupid: hake: eatthis: zooka: cool: oOo: annoy:
  
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Default 01-13-2004, 11:11 PM

the gayness is growing rapidly captain!1121
  
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Default 01-13-2004, 11:38 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":9fde1]YO!…uh huh! Well aight aight aight biatches alas aksin "where yawl from?"
I say check it Ho!…I’m with aa.com
y'know I bet as yet yawl aint seen just how het up a bitch can get on the net
when it’s a Vet she be getn’ it from


Flame war? Bitch, take a blow-torch to my genitalia,
I’m from Australia, I’ll recover and I wont fail you
So like I said to you, give me head we don’t need a bed hell even the Insult Thread will do


* spins around on anus, regains composure, looks moody as samples kick in...*

..to see him so obviously flamed…couldn’t help but make me feel ashamed to be postin’ in a land, where justice is a game.

It’s like a jungle sometimes…it makes me wonder how I keep from goin’ under uh huh uh huh huh HUH!
cool:[/quote:9fde1]

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Default 01-13-2004, 11:42 PM

Here's something I put together in about 20mins or so....it's lame on purpose for a reason.


[quote:46f8c]I am a rapper but I can not sing.
Some people question, “Where is your bling bling?”
But my rapping career never went far
Just like a bullet shot into Kevlar.
I have my idols like Snoop and Tupac
Who got shot on the forty-second block.
I come from China where we like to roll
Not just the eggs, but the pork-fried rice bowl.
Even though I’m not as tall as yao Ming,
I am still a Chinese basketball king.
I like to spend large with nothing in mind
And I shop as if I was almost blind.
I wear my doo rag I got from New York
As worn by the infamous Gangsta Cork.
I enjoy shoppin’ at New York Urban.
I roll up I my Chevy Suburban
With pimped out rims and a frosted glass tint.
I’m ghetto if you didn’t get the hint.
I work to have a life that is worthwhile
But in my spare time I like to free style.
Winning rap battles are my specialty.
I rule that floor with principality.
All the youngins want to rap just like me
‘Cause I own this rap game. One day you’ll see.
If you think you can take me, get a grip;
For now you have observed me rhyme. Oh dip!
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