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Default ways to turn on a girl - 01-31-2004, 07:04 AM
i am with my girlfriend alot and we havnt done it yet but shes given me head and stuff, i was the first guy that shes done that to, neways wat moves could i make on her that would make her wana have sex with me on the spot rolleyes:
  
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Default 01-31-2004, 07:05 AM
dude this isnt like teensexhelp.com but....buy her a dildo.
  
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Default 01-31-2004, 07:24 AM
Show her $10,000.00

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Default 01-31-2004, 07:53 AM
Roofies usually do the trick.
  
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Default 01-31-2004, 08:07 AM
The first move to make on her is NOT TO MAKE MOVES ON HER! Jeezus, you don't just dive right onto the clitoris, man!

Give her a kiss. Tell her she looks really nice tonight. Be as smooth and complimentary as Barry White (R.I.P.) and she'll drop dem drawers eventually.

Share a bottle of wine, rub her feet, do shit SHE likes to do. Buy her flowers. As cliched as those things sound, they still work.

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Default 01-31-2004, 08:25 AM
^ werd beer:

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Default 01-31-2004, 09:08 AM
Post your question to multiple internet forums, you will get professional techniques in no time, FRIEND. M16:
  
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Default 01-31-2004, 09:44 AM
[quote="Sotilas Jane":d0e51]Post your question to multiple internet forums, you will get professional techniques in no time, FRIEND. M16:[/quote:d0e51]

ohh yes ! rock:
  
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Default 01-31-2004, 10:55 AM
what works for me.......I just walk into the room!
  
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Default 01-31-2004, 11:25 AM
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Show her $10,000.00
Sad... but true.
  
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Default 01-31-2004, 11:33 AM
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The first move to make on her is NOT TO MAKE MOVES ON HER! Jeezus, you don't just dive right onto the clitoris, man!

Give her a kiss. Tell her she looks really nice tonight. Be as smooth and complimentary as Barry White (R.I.P.) and she'll drop dem drawers eventually.

Share a bottle of wine, rub her feet, do shit SHE likes to do. Buy her flowers. As cliched as those things sound, they still work.
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GIVE HER A KISS BOY! biggrin: happy: happy: happy:
  
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Default 01-31-2004, 11:34 AM
I knew you were gonna pick up on that, merlin...heh heh.

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Default 01-31-2004, 11:38 AM
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I knew you were gonna pick up on that, merlin...heh heh.
i have thousands of these pics for every single situation i can get into online....its great to be a python fan happy:
  
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Default 01-31-2004, 11:42 AM
Well when ever i turn on someone i typically fuck there friend, or betray them in the worst way possible for the situation. Sometimes trading there lives for cash.

Stupid emo-con.
  
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Default 01-31-2004, 11:43 AM
Ok wtf stupid icon shows up just when i type sleep. Have ta fix that.
  
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