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bad script is having a bit of fun with us
  
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Give her head. biggrin:
  
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Default 01-31-2004, 01:44 PM
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The first move to make on her is NOT TO MAKE MOVES ON HER! Jeezus, you don't just dive right onto the clitoris, man!

Give her a kiss. Tell her she looks really nice tonight. Be as smooth and complimentary as Barry White (R.I.P.) and she'll drop dem drawers eventually.

Share a bottle of wine, rub her feet, do shit SHE likes to do. Buy her flowers. As cliched as those things sound, they still work.
I speak Zonerish. All of the text above in english says: "Lie to her, buy her nice things, get her drunk." biggrin:
  
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Default 01-31-2004, 01:47 PM
Hit her on the head with a brick.
  
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Default 01-31-2004, 01:49 PM
Somebody
Somebody Put Something In My Drink
Somebody

Another night out on the street
Stopping for my usual seat
Oh, bartender, please

(Dacqari) tonic's my favorite drink
I don't like anything colored pink
That just stinks...it's not for me

It feels like somebody put something
Somebody put something in my drink
Somebody put something
Somebody put something

Blurred vision and dirty thoughts
Feel (out of place), very distraught
Feel something coming on

Kick the jukebox, slam the floor
Drink, drink, drink, drink some more
I can't think
Hey! What's in this drink?

It feels like somebody put something
Somebody put something in my drink
Somebody put something
Somebody put something in my drink
Somebody put something
Somebody put something in my drink
Somebody put something...in my drink...in my drink...in my drink...in my drink

So you think it's funny
A college prank
Goin' insane for something to drink
Feel a little dry

Oh, I couldn't care what you think of me
Cause somebody put something in my drink
I can't think
Hey! Give me a drink

It feels like somebody put something
Somebody put something in my drink

Somebody put something
Somebody put something in my drink
  
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Default 01-31-2004, 01:51 PM
Slap her on the bum & ask her if she wants a curry. rock:
  
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Default 01-31-2004, 01:53 PM
[quote="Bazooka_Joe":db193]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zoner
The first move to make on her is NOT TO MAKE MOVES ON HER! Jeezus, you don't just dive right onto the clitoris, man!

Give her a kiss. Tell her she looks really nice tonight. Be as smooth and complimentary as Barry White (R.I.P.) and she'll drop dem drawers eventually.

Share a bottle of wine, rub her feet, do shit SHE likes to do. Buy her flowers. As cliched as those things sound, they still work.
I speak Zonerish. All of the text above in english says: "Lie to her, buy her nice things, get her drunk." biggrin:[/quote:db193]


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Default 01-31-2004, 01:55 PM
[quote="Bazooka_Joe":c9790]
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The first move to make on her is NOT TO MAKE MOVES ON HER! Jeezus, you don't just dive right onto the clitoris, man!

Give her a kiss. Tell her she looks really nice tonight. Be as smooth and complimentary as Barry White (R.I.P.) and she'll drop dem drawers eventually.

Share a bottle of wine, rub her feet, do shit SHE likes to do. Buy her flowers. As cliched as those things sound, they still work.
I speak Zonerish. All of the text above in english says: "Lie to her, buy her nice things, get her drunk." biggrin:[/quote:c9790]

You're learning, grasshoppah. rock:

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Default Re: ways to turn on a girl - 01-31-2004, 01:59 PM
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we havnt done it yet but shes given me head and stuff
...well, that's better than holding hands....just make sure she knows you'll be "safe" and make sure
of a time/place where you wont be disturbed, and you'll be up her like a rat up a drainpipe in no time.
  
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Default 01-31-2004, 01:59 PM
Tell her she's a "hot bitch," and that you want to steal her "anal virginity."

Bitch will be all over you.
  
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Default 01-31-2004, 02:01 PM
BWAW HAW HAW HAW HAWWW!

That would work too...depending on the girl you're trying to get.

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Default 01-31-2004, 03:30 PM
Have scientist help grow a penis out of your arm.
  
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Default 01-31-2004, 03:36 PM
what you gonna ask her? to suck your elbo?
  
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Default 01-31-2004, 03:39 PM
Judas... are you trying to fuck joey ramone?

You know he's dead...

btw... just be like "LISTEN BEYOTCH, LAY DOWN AND SPREAD'EM WHILE I GIVE YOU THE BEST 3 MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE"
  
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Default 01-31-2004, 03:41 PM
[quote="Sgt. Paine":1af85]what you gonna ask her? to suck your elbo?[/quote:1af85]

There is another thread open where this actually happened. I was makin a reference to that.
  
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