[mr.miyagi]

My neighbours are too old to bother me too much but another neighbour directly behind my house has dogs, old ones, that never STFU.

*wheezes*

And elsewhere, there is this dog, though I don't know what size it is or its whereabouts, that has the weirdest most fucked up and annoying squealing attempt at barking I've ever heard. Spawn of tha devil I tell ya!

Oh man Oh jeepers and theres this other sabre-toothed wolverine hamster that.....eleven O'clock yes....hand me the dildo....Zzzzz sleep