[Madmartagen]

One time me and my ex rented a hotel room for the night near Disneyland for our first year anniversary. We placed a call from the room to order some pizza and drinks and spent the rest of the night watching tv and being together. She has really strict parents and couldnt stay the night, so we had to go check out after about 11 hours. In the office, the clerk swiped my credit card but had trouble with it because the machine wouldnt read the card correctly. While we were waiting, he made some stupid joke about us only using the hotel room for a couple of hours, but we didnt think it was funny, so he shut up about it. After a couple of more tries, he finally had to tally up the total using his keyboard. When he handed the receipt to me to sign, I noticed that he only charged me for the phonecall and not the rate for the whole night. I didn't say anything about it, so I just signed it, grabbed my card and my girl and got the fuck out of there before they relized what had happened. I checked my credit card bill for months to see if they ever realized it, but they never did. So instead of paying for $90 a night, I only got charged a sweet $0.40 for the phone call. beer: