[Machette]

[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Grunter.jpg[/img]

Na that's not me.

[Wilko]

Bean and Tripper
[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Duelists.jpg[/img]
In a perpetual closed-loop feud, the Duelists generally don't menace anyone but each other, unless, of course, another Warrior foolishly attempts to mediate. Like the Hatfields and McCoys, they probably don't even remember the source of their mutual animus, nonetheless they enthusiastically loathe one another and seize every opportunity to exchange vitriol. When the other Warriors eventually weary of their endless kvetching the Duelists will be shouted down or Nanny will ban them. Even after getting the heave-ho from one forum, however, it is not unusual for them to find each other in another discussion group and the fighting will begin anew. Hate is sometimes as mysterious as love...

5T4T1C
[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Rottweiler.jpg[/img]
Rottweiler Puppy is clumsy, marginally articulate, unsteady in his often playful attacks, but anyone who cares to notice will see that one day he will be a fierce and powerful Big Dog. HINT: By showing some patience and kindness to Rottweiler Puppy in his formative stages prudent Warriors may gain a steadfast and formidable ally.

Badscript
[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Roayls.jpg[/img]
Whether through virtue, contribution, force of personality or sheer longevity certain forum participants will rise to form an aristocracy. While it is generally taboo to openly acknowledge the class distinctions, the hierarchy is well understood by all. While for the most part the Royals rule with magnanimity, they will not tolerate impertinence from the hoi polloi. It is their habit to remain aloof from petty squabbles among their subjects, but when full-scale war breaks out their intervention can be decisive.

Me
[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Pithy.jpg[/img]
Pithy Phrase is a walking compendium of famous quotations and wise adages. Of course, he will never add anything original to the discussion, but because most discussion forums communicate through e mail he can take his time to thumb through books of quotes and find les mots justes for every situation. Er...didn't Winston Churchill say, "It's a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations."? Digital forums are a gift to the slow witted (I said that).

[Zen]

Originally Posted by Machette

Na that's not me.

I rest my case. lol.

[Maplegyver]

wich one is me?

[Machette]

Originally Posted by Zen

I rest my case. lol.

happy:

[Zap. USMC]

Animal Mother:

[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Clown.jpg[/img]

Evil Clown is very quick with a joke, but his jests always have a barb. He has little patience for in-depth discussions and will often disrupt exchanges between serious forum participants by introducing irrelevant topics, fatuous quips, and offhand comments. His greatest thrill is to taunt and humiliate weaker or more plodding Warriors with his snappy ripostes. When a strong Warrior finally corners him Evil Clown will attempt to escape by accusing his attacker of having no sense of humor.

[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Perv.jpg[/img]

Perv is a relatively rare Flame Warrior and is very secretive. He incites trouble merely to keep people talking to him. He can be very difficult to identify, but one big tipoff is if he seems less interested in what you have to say than what you are wearing.

Couldn't of said it better myself!!!! LOL

[Tripper]

[quote="Captain Wilkins":e88c4]Bean and Tripper

In a perpetual closed-loop feud, the Duelists generally don't menace anyone but each other, unless, of course, another Warrior foolishly attempts to mediate. Like the Hatfields and McCoys, they probably don't even remember the source of their mutual animus, nonetheless they enthusiastically loathe one another and seize every opportunity to exchange vitriol. When the other Warriors eventually weary of their endless kvetching the Duelists will be shouted down or Nanny will ban them. Even after getting the heave-ho from one forum, however, it is not unusual for them to find each other in another discussion group and the fighting will begin anew. Hate is sometimes as mysterious as love...[/quote:e88c4]

...Try - Tripper and.....about 50% of the people on this forum.

[JBird]

[quote=Tripper]

Originally Posted by "Captain Wilkins":e7399

Bean and Tripper

In a perpetual closed-loop feud, the Duelists generally don't menace anyone but each other, unless, of course, another Warrior foolishly attempts to mediate. Like the Hatfields and McCoys, they probably don't even remember the source of their mutual animus, nonetheless they enthusiastically loathe one another and seize every opportunity to exchange vitriol. When the other Warriors eventually weary of their endless kvetching the Duelists will be shouted down or Nanny will ban them. Even after getting the heave-ho from one forum, however, it is not unusual for them to find each other in another discussion group and the fighting will begin anew. Hate is sometimes as mysterious as love...

...Try - Tripper and.....about 50% of the people on this forum.[/quote:e7399]

a typical "duelists" reply rock:

[Recycled Spooge]

I'm obviously God. I saw that website three years ago last time. All I know was that I saw it before September 11. Good memories.

[Chango]

[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Archivist.jpg[/img]

Archivist saves and squirrels away each and every discussion forum message. Do you remember having a bad day back in 1996 when in one of your messages you may have said a few things that were...well, perhaps a little...hasty? Don't worry, Archivist still has it and will post it to the forum if you begin to get the upper hand in battle. Archivist can be a very effective and fearsome Warrior.

thats me


and most of you
[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Centurion.jpg[/img]
Centurion tries to gain tactical advantage in battle by asserting that he is, or was at one time, in the military. He affects the brusque demeanor and clipped style of a drill sergeant, and intimidates opponents by sprinkling his messages with military verbiage and obscure acronyms. He reinforces weak arguments by constantly reminding other Warriors that he has “done his duty”, or “served his country”. Sometimes Centurion may even post pictures of military hardware or images of himself in fatigues brandishing a weapon. Centurion may actually have a military background, or he may just be a nut case - no one really knows. Centurion loathes and is loathed by Weenie, Artiste and Fragile Femme. His natural ally is Troglodyte.

[Old Reliable]

wish i had the time to go over these rolleyes:

[Tripper]

[quote=JBird]

Originally Posted by Tripper

...Try - Tripper and.....about 50% of the people on this forum.

a typical "duelists" reply rock:[/quote:55351]

BJ Plzkthx. happy: - - - - 0====8

[elitecloud]

airborne butters lol

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame72.html


man who was it, anywho i can't think of his name at the moment..but

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame73.html

[Stinger_Dude]

Originally Posted by BucKweEd

EVERY PERSON ON THE INTERNET

[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Lonely.jpg[/img]

[quote:18791]Lonely Guy doesn't get out much, and often his social isolation can drive him to do battle just for the human contact. Compassion dictates that we shouldn't get too upset with his antics. Nonetheless, Lonely Guy can be very fierce. Remember, he has nothing better to do than stew over real or imagined insults. CAUTION: If Lonely Guy is also a Propeller Head he may retaliate with e mail bombing, anonymous spamming, electronic stalking and other techie mischief.

[/quote:18791]


STRIKOR

[Stinger_Dude]

Originally Posted by Chango

[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Centurion.jpg[/img]
Centurion tries to gain tactical advantage in battle by asserting that he is, or was at one time, in the military. He affects the brusque demeanor and clipped style of a drill sergeant, and intimidates opponents by sprinkling his messages with military verbiage and obscure acronyms. He reinforces weak arguments by constantly reminding other Warriors that he has “done his duty”, or “served his country”. Sometimes Centurion may even post pictures of military hardware or images of himself in fatigues brandishing a weapon. Centurion may actually have a military background, or he may just be a nut case - no one really knows. Centurion loathes and is loathed by Weenie, Artiste and Fragile Femme. His natural ally is Troglodyte.

Cpt Zaptoski


[quote:8fa61]
[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Capitalista.jpg[/img]

Despite assumptions to the contrary, Capitalista is not always a wealthy fat cat; being a Capitalista is a state of mind rather than a reflection of affluence. A strident and extraordinarily self–satisfied Warrior, Capitalista takes every opportunity to loudly extol the superiority of the United States and routinely expresses a powerful aversion to all things European. When left-leaning Warriors attack the free enterprise system Capitalista will instantly spring into action, fiercely bludgeoning all “socialists” and “fuzzy-minded liberals” with Adam Smith, Milton Friedman and Friedrich Hayek. Though often rather limited in his range of interests, Capitalista’s command of tendentious historical facts, abstruse statistical comparisons and arcane economic theory renders him nearly invincible in battle.
[/quote:8fa61]

Noctis