[ninty]

I'm honoured that you thought of me while your manly hands were raping an exchange student.

I feel even better that you think of people you only know on an internet forum, and are pleased when you beat someone up who looks like me. I wish I could go around town and pick out people that look like you zap, but alas, I have a life outside the forum and don't really give two hoots.

As for the fucking myself part, I'm way ahead of you on that one.