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Default 02-18-2004, 07:49 AM

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Yeah, 'cause teenaged computer gamers are infamous for their wild, acrobatic antics in the bedroom.


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Default 02-18-2004, 07:52 AM

hahaha never thought about it that way, still some of you might have some good advice
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 07:55 AM

Good 'nuff for me.

Just treat her nice, do thoughtful things, and tell her she smells nice. That'll work way better in the long run than just randomly jamming yer hands up the front of her Wonderbra (unless that's what she asks you to do...then jump all over that).

The rest will fall into place.


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Default 02-18-2004, 07:55 AM

"My First Sexual experience was actually quite scary. It was dark, and I was alone" - Billy Connolly
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 07:57 AM

Stick it in her butt... trust me you won't regret it!


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Default 02-18-2004, 07:57 AM

shes never minded me going up her shirt, down the pants is a dif storie im like 2 for 14, thats bad, and no matter what , when were cuddling her hand always finds her way down my pants, does that mean anything
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 07:59 AM

i havnt got the chance to stick it anywhere yet
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 08:01 AM

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i havnt got the chance to stick it anywhere yet
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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 08:01 AM

[quote:213bf]im like 2 for 14[/quote:213bf]
After how many Overs? biggrin:
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 08:04 AM

what are overs?
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 08:04 AM

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what are overs?
Cricket term




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Default 02-18-2004, 08:05 AM

care to explain, neone else have advice
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 08:16 AM

The way i look at it is...




YOUR FUCKING 15. Put the bitch you'll dump anyway to the side and grab your god damn math book. Trust me, you'll probably use long divsion more than your wang if you asking this kinda thing here. Anyone who has graduated high school can tell you how many times you'll use long division... 0.

That and its a scientific fact that no woman is horny all of the time, let alone 10% of the time. If you get 2.395% of the time you're in like Flin. And even Flin dont get to much play. Find a nympho, (sp) and even there only horny maybe 15% of the time. Bacially the ratio of horny to non horny is not in your favor. If her engine aint running while making out and going round the bases a ways, then you're shit out of luck, its not one of those rare 2.395 times.

Quick advise though... Dont go down her pants, unbutton them, and down the zipper. See what she says to that. Doing so while on your knees, gives a pretty good idea of your intentions, she should have to big a complaint about that.
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 08:24 AM

1. I cant believe how patient zoner is being..lol
2. HOLY SHIT..LOL!
3. stupid:
4. Your 15 you dont need to be fucking shit...you want off make a donut hole with your dominant hand, stick your pen0r in it, slide hand up and down, repeat untill desired ejaculation occurs.
5. WEAR A GOD DAMN CONDOM
6. [img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/mars4.jpg[/img]


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Default 02-18-2004, 08:24 AM

Watch a porno, and copy what they do. I mean, they get laid all the time, right? biggrin:

hehehehehehehehehehe
  
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