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General of the Army
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02-18-2004, 11:12 AM
Get a big dick..chicks dig big dicks...like this guy check him out..he makes chicks mad horny
[img]http://www.neochaos.de/forumemo/fanfuckintastic.jpg[/img]
If you have a big dick you will get her horny and then you can be like this
[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/boobieswoohooanim.gif[/img]
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02-18-2004, 11:13 AM
I'm with Miscguy on this,
if all you think about at this age is sex all you'll end up is an uneducated, unemployed doofus with a pregnant gf,
NOT what I call a good life.
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Chief of Staff General
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Location: Brampton Ontario Canada
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02-18-2004, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Zoner
Step 1: Get off the Internet for a while. rolleyes:
Step 2: Tell her how pretty she is today (even more pretty than usual)
Step 3: Start rubbing her shoulders
...10 seconds later...
Step 7: Smoke a cigarette, roll over and go to sleep.
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Zoner smokes rolleyes:
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Senior Member
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Location: Reading 'Country Life' magazine in a crack wh0res brothel in Soho, London
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02-18-2004, 11:43 AM
[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":8f757]Stick it in her butt... trust me you won't regret it!
oOo:[/quote:8f757]
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Major General
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02-18-2004, 11:55 AM
ROFL
"What are steps 4-6"
Fucking classic.
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Administrator
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02-18-2004, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Pyro
Zoner smokes rolleyes:
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Actually, I don't. Have never tried it once, actually. And I don't blow a wad after 10 seconds. rolleyes:
Ain't no 3 pump chump.
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Captain
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02-18-2004, 12:07 PM
Dude dont start bugging your gf about this shit, if she doesnt want to, then she doesnt want to. If you keep bugging her about it, then shes going to get pissed off and want to break up with you. Instead of badgering her for sex, next time you make out, slowly move your hands down there and massage her body. If she starts to push away, dont do it anymore for a while. Girls cant resist the body kisses. If you kiss her everywhere, they will prolly open up more. But the fact is, she has already decided how far she is willing to let you go, and if shes not budging, forget about it. You could have a good thing here, dont mess it up by turning into a penis.
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General of the Army
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02-18-2004, 12:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zoner
I don't blow a wad after 10 seconds. rolleyes:
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[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/buudythanks.jpg[/img]
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02-18-2004, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoner
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pyro
Zoner smokes rolleyes:
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Ain't no 3 pump chump.
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you mean like this guy? [img]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/55601499401ea2ff463b5.gif[/img]
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Administrator
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02-18-2004, 12:41 PM
Nah, I'm not like THAT guy. He's been jackin' it for WEEKS!!
I pity him, really. biggrin:
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02-18-2004, 12:42 PM
Your best bet sounds like booze and lots of it.
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General of the Army
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02-18-2004, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoner
Nah, I'm not like THAT guy. He's been jackin' it for WEEKS!!
I pity him, really. biggrin:
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Hes almost done!
[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/jackoffboom2.gif[/img]
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General of the Army
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02-18-2004, 04:01 PM
LMFAO!!!!!!
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Chief of Staff General
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02-18-2004, 04:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zoner
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pyro
Zoner smokes rolleyes:
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Actually, I don't. Have never tried it once, actually. And I don't blow a wad after 10 seconds. rolleyes:
Ain't no 3 pump chump.
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more like 9 seconds.
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02-18-2004, 04:10 PM
o my.. i really cant believe i read all of that..
All i have to say is... You are gonna lose this one buddy... she isn't ready.. she isn't going to give in. Don't try to make something happen that wont because you might not be able to control yourself by getting worked up for nothing. If she says no.. leave it at that and talk about it.. shit talk to her about it. Tell her what you are wanting to do and see how she responds. If she says shes not ready (good for her, 15 is toooo fuckin young) and respect that.. cause if not.. she will get rid of you quick.
There is nothing more of a TURN OFF than a guy trying too hard to turn you on...
I still cant believe I read all of that... it is sad.... eek: annoy:
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