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Default 02-18-2004, 04:14 PM

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o my.. i really cant believe i read all of that..
All i have to say is... You are gonna lose this one buddy... she isn't ready.. she isn't going to give in. Don't try to make something happen that wont because you might not be able to control yourself by getting worked up for nothing. If she says no.. leave it at that and talk about it.. shit talk to her about it. Tell her what you are wanting to do and see how she responds. If she says shes not ready (good for her, 15 is toooo fuckin young) and respect that.. cause if not.. she will get rid of you quick.
There is nothing more of a TURN OFF than a guy trying too hard to turn you on...

I still cant believe I read all of that... it is sad.... eek: annoy:
These days many girls are putting out by the age of 13.

It's sad.


  
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Default 02-18-2004, 04:30 PM

ed: ed: I was still playing with my barbies at 13! I didn't even kiss a guy till I was 15! Damn times they are a changin... ed: ed:
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 04:37 PM

tie her up
thn do what ever the fuck you plz
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 05:31 PM

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What the fucks this? Alliedassault.com for sexually frustrated little hornballs?

Im awaiting somone asking for masturbation instructions, durr i have this dick and i dunno what to do with it.
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if they need instruction you would be the guy all right.
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 05:51 PM

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i know how to do that , i did it before, she said last time a guy tried it , she punched him in the face, that could be a -
I just read through page 3 of this, so sorry if it's been brought up already. You're 15, and she's 15? And there's already been a "last time" for her? WTF??? annoy:
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 06:00 PM

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ed: ed: I was still playing with my barbies at 13! I didn't even kiss a guy till I was 15! Damn times they are a changin... ed: ed:
Im sad that you JUST figured this out. Perhaps some good has come of this thread. Punky is now educated in the shittyness of the world.
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 06:15 PM

first, find the village goat and slaughter it in front of her. she will immediately become horneh.
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 06:15 PM

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ed: ed: I was still playing with my barbies at 13! I didn't even kiss a guy till I was 15! Damn times they are a changin... ed: ed:
We need more girls who don't want to grow up so fast.


  
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Default 02-18-2004, 06:18 PM

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Default 02-18-2004, 08:01 PM

As long as she has a bush then it's fair game! oOo:
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 08:06 PM

only if u are as young as they are.
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 08:26 PM

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Default 02-18-2004, 08:56 PM

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o my.. i really cant believe i read all of that..
All i have to say is... You are gonna lose this one buddy... she isn't ready.. she isn't going to give in. Don't try to make something happen that wont because you might not be able to control yourself by getting worked up for nothing. If she says no.. leave it at that and talk about it.. shit talk to her about it. Tell her what you are wanting to do and see how she responds. If she says shes not ready (good for her, 15 is toooo fuckin young) and respect that.. cause if not.. she will get rid of you quick.
There is nothing more of a TURN OFF than a guy trying too hard to turn you on...

I still cant believe I read all of that... it is sad.... eek: annoy:
My little sister is 15. A few days ago, she lied about spending the night at a friend's house and stayed at her boyfriend's house.. when his parents weren't home. She came home with a hickey on her neck.

I will say this, if she has an older brother, I would suggest not doing anything. My brother and I got this kid into a room and closed the door and grilled him so hard that he literally pissed himself. Also sent him home with his face busted open from a closed fist to the cheek bone.

Anyway, 15 is too young. Go steal your dad's Playboy or something.



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Default 02-18-2004, 09:06 PM

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o my.. i really cant believe i read all of that..
All i have to say is... You are gonna lose this one buddy... she isn't ready.. she isn't going to give in. Don't try to make something happen that wont because you might not be able to control yourself by getting worked up for nothing. If she says no.. leave it at that and talk about it.. shit talk to her about it. Tell her what you are wanting to do and see how she responds. If she says shes not ready (good for her, 15 is toooo fuckin young) and respect that.. cause if not.. she will get rid of you quick.
There is nothing more of a TURN OFF than a guy trying too hard to turn you on...

I still cant believe I read all of that... it is sad.... eek: annoy:
My little sister is 15. A few days ago, she lied about spending the night at a friend's house and stayed at her boyfriend's house.. when his parents weren't home. She came home with a hickey on her neck.

I will say this, if she has an older brother, I would suggest not doing anything. My brother and I got this kid into a room and closed the door and grilled him so hard that he literally pissed himself. Also sent him home with his face busted open from a closed fist to the cheek bone.

Anyway, 15 is too young. Go steal your dad's Playboy or something.
LOL! beer:
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 09:30 PM

Another proud moment for AA.Com. I'd take most of this "advice" with a grain of salt as most of these cats couldnt score hitting a golf ball through a goal post 3-miles wide. As a wise man said, "those that talk about getting laid, arent"
  
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