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Major General
Posts: 12,683
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Calgary
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Kleenex Tissues Target Market -
02-19-2004, 11:25 PM
Kleenex is going about their marketing all the wrong way. They market towards families and mothers and such, when in fact, they should market to Males 15+.
Think of how many tissues you use to blow your nose, and then think of how many you use for other functions such as "clean up". I bet the ratio is 10:1 in favour of clean up.
If they would rename their product to "masturbation tissues" and put hot naked chicks on the side, instead of flowers, they would have a product.
I think I’m going to start a petition and send it to Kleenex. What do you guys think?
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Major
Posts: 6,388
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: kanaduh
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02-19-2004, 11:26 PM
You are a god ninty9, this is the best idea since midgets.
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Senior Member
Posts: 6,541
Join Date: Feb 2003
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02-19-2004, 11:27 PM
YES! YES! OHHHH GOOOODDD YESS!!
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Chief of Staff General
Posts: 20,691
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Brampton Ontario Canada
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02-19-2004, 11:34 PM
don't waste your million dollar ideas on us...
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Major
Posts: 6,139
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Sydney
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02-19-2004, 11:52 PM
Chux Super Wipes cool:
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Senior Member
Posts: 1,903
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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02-19-2004, 11:53 PM
Kleenex should mass produce a box that moans when you have sex with it
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Major
Posts: 6,139
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Sydney
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02-19-2004, 11:59 PM
...YES!!, the oval-shaped cut-out with the plastic tissue removal slit needs to be MORE REALISTICLY CUNT-LIKE!!
*of course there'd be "anchorage" issues, suggest placing lead weights
in tissue-box, then removing tissue-box sized cutting from mattress.
Velcro could be an option.
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Brigadier General
Posts: 10,503
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ontario
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02-20-2004, 05:30 AM
fook that... I would never walk through a store carrying a box that says "Masturbating Tissues"
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General of the Army
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
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02-20-2004, 07:50 AM
Just blow your load in a sock...easy clean up no mess and then you just toss it in the laundry rock:
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,948
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: humping gobots...
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02-20-2004, 08:12 AM
thsy should make sock-shaped Kleenex...
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,106
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Southern Westchester, New York
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02-20-2004, 08:31 AM
ROFL HELL YEA!, who the fuck said no?
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Senior Member
Posts: 479
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: On a dirtbike, pretending to fly
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02-20-2004, 09:18 AM
"For your privacy, new Kleenex Masturbation Tissues are wrapped in a box that looks exactly like REGULAR Kleenex! When you get home, just rip off the outer coating, and you're ready to jizz!"
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Administrator
Posts: 17,739
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Camp Crystal Lake
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02-20-2004, 10:06 AM
You've all inspired me:
[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/kleenex.jpg[/img]
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Chief of Staff General
Posts: 20,691
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Brampton Ontario Canada
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02-20-2004, 10:20 AM
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Zoner
You've all inspired me:
[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/kleenex.jpg[/img]
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Senior Member
Posts: 3,564
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Reading 'Country Life' magazine in a crack wh0res brothel in Soho, London
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02-20-2004, 10:24 AM
I'll buy 50!!!!!!!1
& that's just todays order
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