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Default What the hell is wrong with women - 02-22-2004, 10:01 AM
wtf..My fiance decides to clean up my cpu desk..and clean out the drawers and such..well she pulls out about cds that have programs on them like PS etc.. and 8 cds that have old porn on it!!!

Im like wtf are doing with all the cds...

Oh well you dont have them labeled so how do you know what they are, so im gonna label them for you...WTF!!!!

Im like some of those are freekin porn....what are you gonna do right "porn" on them?

doesnt phase her...she has just gone through all me cds...checkin whats on them and labeling them...asking me..whats this...whos this???

THEY ARE FREEKIN PORN CHICKS THATS WHO...WOMEN! mad:


Moral of the story---better security for your porn stash

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arent you 15?
  
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Default 02-22-2004, 10:10 AM
im 23 oOo:

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Default 02-22-2004, 10:13 AM
yuo sex teh chicken
  
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Default 02-22-2004, 10:38 AM
haha she's looking to bag you on something, seems to be trust issues
  
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Default 02-22-2004, 10:40 AM
[quote:fbc03]whos this??? [/quote:fbc03] ROFL... freak:
  
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Default 02-22-2004, 10:45 AM
[quote="Sgt. Paine":aa79d][quote:aa79d]whos this??? [/quote:aa79d] ROFL... freak:[/quote:aa79d]

Iml ike Jenna jameson, Briana banks, devon, the lady down the road???!!!!???...SHEEEEEEEET!

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Default 02-22-2004, 10:46 AM
your like a fat nascar hick you fucking hillbilly
  
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Default 02-22-2004, 10:51 AM
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your like a fat nascar hick you fucking hillbilly
Yep...but now that I think about it..

I have a woman who not only didnt freak out about a porn stash..she catergorized it...OWNED!! rock:

Now I can easily find my movies via
Moneyshot
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Bukkake
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bukkake= the lol
  
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she doens't care you like to look at porn...that's cool
  
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Default 02-22-2004, 11:49 AM
[quote:37d6d]What the hell is wrong with women[/quote:37d6d]
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Default 02-22-2004, 02:23 PM
She sounds very considerate and nice, why not photoshop her head onto one of
your anal-action shots and make a special desktop photo as a tribute to your lady? cool:
  
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Default 02-22-2004, 09:11 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":7b7d3]She sounds very considerate and nice, why not photoshop her head onto one of
your anal-action shots and make a special desktop photo as a tribute to your lady? cool:[/quote:7b7d3]

bawhaaa! rock:

ill photoshop a bukkake fest on her....SHELL LOVE IT!!

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