[Wilko]

My Dad's mate used to own a pub in rural Victoria, and did the same thing, with the topless waitress. Then the local church got involved, and they had this huge fight, which culminated on local radio. The fight ended like this;

Priest: What you are doing is immoral and disgusting!
Dad's Mate: and what's you job at the Church, mate? D'you hold the little boys down?
true story. funniest shit ever.