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Default Beer - 02-27-2004, 03:34 PM
A guy is sitting alone in a bar nursing his first beer when in walks a second guy who sits down next to him. The second guy orders a beer and a shot. He swigs both down and turns to the first guy with a wicked grin, saying: "I fucked your mom last night, she was pretty good."
The bartender overhears this, expecting a fight to break out, but the first guy says nothing. The second guy then has another shot and says to the first (slightly slurred): "She then sucked my 10 inch cock to the root! She has a talented toungue!"
Still the first man says nothing as he finishes his beer. The bartender hesitantly serves the second guy one more shot and beer which he finishes off. He then says: "Then I gave it to your mom up the shitter, what do ya got to say about that?"
The first man faces the second, smiles, and replies: "Dad, go home you're drunk."

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i've heard that.
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 06:04 PM
I've heard it before, but your suposed to say the one guy was bigger then the other one.
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 07:11 PM
heard it its still kinda funny.
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 08:30 PM
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Default Re: Beer - 02-27-2004, 08:36 PM
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A guy is sitting alone in a bar nursing his first beer when in walks a second guy who sits down next to him. The second guy orders a beer and a shot. He swigs both down and turns to the first guy with a wicked grin, saying: "I fucked your mom last night, she was pretty good."
The bartender overhears this, expecting a fight to break out, but the first guy says nothing. The second guy then has another shot and says to the first (slightly slurred): "She then sucked my 10 inch cock to the root! She has a talented toungue!"
Still the first man says nothing as he finishes his beer. The bartender hesitantly serves the second guy one more shot and beer which he finishes off. He then says: "Then I gave it to your mom up the shitter, what do ya got to say about that?"
The first man faces the second, smiles, and replies: "Dad, go home you're drunk."
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