[elstatec]

fuck it. heres 2 classics

<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
<Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m


<Ghoulem> I think Grand Theft Auto 3 gives a wrong impression of how the world really is.
<Eclipse> Because of all the violence?
<Ghoulem> No, Because of all the black people driving Ferraris.