[Chronic Diarrhea]

You: do you watch porn?

FAQBot: Do I watch porn? Me? Maybe. rock:


You: my name is Bill Clinton
FAQBot: Bill Clinton, nice to meet you!
You: I was the president of the united states
FAQBot: Ok... you were the president of the united states. Cool! :-)
You: I got head in the oval office
FAQBot: Ok... you get head in the oval office. I'll keep it in mind.
You: will you be my intern?
FAQBot: You want me to be your intern? Ok. I am!