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Default 03-26-2004, 09:18 PM

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Default 03-27-2004, 03:15 AM

this happens alot in college.... when someone leaves there computer without locking there workstation - go to the desktop, click anywhere, and press ctrl a and then enter - this opens all the programs on your desktop -so when the person returns they find about 20 programs open. and usually takes about 10 mins to fix due to the slow computers.
  
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Default 03-27-2004, 07:21 AM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":8d407]Change the coffee in the office coffe maker to decafe. Wait about three weeks(or untill you think everybody has gotten over their caffine addiction)and switch to expresso![/quote:8d407]

Oooooh, I should do that!! HAW HAW HAW!


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Default 03-27-2004, 08:21 AM

where i go to school , we have lockers that have locks built in , but there is still an option for a padlock, well this is quite simple, we would get a pad lock and put it on some assholes locker so then he couldnt get in, hahaha thats a classic
  
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Default 03-27-2004, 09:52 AM

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where i go to school , we have lockers that have locks built in , but there is still an option for a padlock, well this is quite simple, we would get a pad lock and put it on some assholes locker so then he couldnt get in, hahaha thats a classic
we would sleep with our secretary on the bosses desk...but we couldnt get busted for having sex on the job cause I only stuck it in her butt

she didnt want to at first she was like OH! NYCK" .."ok because i love you"

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Default 03-27-2004, 10:00 PM

Eh today at school I brought a paintball and we gave it to some kid saying it was a gum ball and he put it in his mouth and bit into it and lol paint was like oozing out lol!


  
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Default 03-27-2004, 10:10 PM

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Default 03-27-2004, 10:27 PM

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Default 03-27-2004, 10:37 PM

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where i go to school , we have lockers that have locks built in , but there is still an option for a padlock, well this is quite simple, we would get a pad lock and put it on some assholes locker so then he couldnt get in, hahaha thats a classic
they do that at my school too, but they use the plastic zip-ties--cheaper than buying a $5 lock every time.


  
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Default 03-27-2004, 10:40 PM

The only prank i ever did was piss in a kids gym locker.
  
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Default 03-28-2004, 07:58 AM

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The only prank i ever did was piss in a kids gym locker.
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Default 03-28-2004, 10:29 AM

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Default 03-28-2004, 10:59 AM

I know this is not and office prank but it was still funny:

We had a guy where i used to work that was a giant pain in the ass. Always givin people a hard time. He backed his car into his parking place one morning and i told him i heard it was going to snow that day and he probablly shouldnt park on that much of an incline as it might be hard to get out tonight.

He pretty much told me to mind my own business and that his car would have no trouble getting out even if it did snow and into work he went.

Beside our building they were doin some work and there were bricks laying around. So i took 2 and placed them up against his front tires. well it did snow. about 5 inches that day. I told a few of the guys what i had done and countnt wait for ass clown to show everyone how his car could get right out.

He comes out and starts it up. of course hes just spinin away and going nowhere. finally he gets out and asks me and the others for a push. Sorry gota go and we all left.

The next morning he comes in pissed beyond belief tellin us he called a wreaker and when the wreaker pulled him out his car jumped over some bricks. Said he was looking to get his 50.00 back out someones ass. lol.

He told that story for the next 2 years i worked there. It got funnier every time he told it. Sometimes id say...hey tell them about that brick deal just because i wanted him to tell it. Talk about the laugh that lived on and on.
  
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Default 03-28-2004, 11:03 AM

shit in a paper towl then throw it at people from a 30 story building oOo:
  
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