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Default 03-29-2004, 04:38 PM
I want to be with a chick, smother ourselves in a chocolate and honey mixture, roll in 100 dollar bills, and then we will shave each other's bodies smooth. Then she licks my armpits and we do the charleston.
  
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[quote="9mm BeRetTa":27c3b][quote="Sgt. Paine":27c3b]
I dont know german, SmarterChild knows german![/quote:27c3b]

Aber ich weiss Deutsch, du musst es mehr sprechen.[/quote:27c3b]

Ja, ich weiss Deutsch ein bischen... Deiner Spuendloch Brennt??
  
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Default 03-29-2004, 04:42 PM
elisha cuthbert in eatable(sp?) bra/thong in a crazy house padded room,
  
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Default 03-29-2004, 04:45 PM
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I want to be with a chick, smother ourselves in a chocolate and honey mixture, roll in 100 dollar bills, and then we will shave each other's bodies smooth. Then she licks my armpits and we do the charleston.
that made me laugh
  
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Default 03-29-2004, 04:54 PM
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Doing a threesome with them smothered in lotion oil. ed:

Doing my friend's mom.
  
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Default 03-29-2004, 04:58 PM
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I'd take Torrie Wilson over her any day.[/quote:06125]

Lita [img]http://www.hardcorps-moh.com/smile34[/img]
  
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Doing my friend's mom.[/quote:22e12]
eek: Got pics?
  
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Default 03-29-2004, 05:06 PM
Picking up a random hooker from the city bring her to my rural estate. Offering her tea with cyandide laced in it. Then ripping her eyes out of her lifeless body and jarring them to be eaten later. Then removing all of her vital organs and also jarred. Then having anal sex with the dead lifeless body as it hell limp into doggy style until i drove iron rods into her spine securing her till i blew my load. Then removing the uterus, oviducts, ovaries and cervix in the ultimate display of passion.

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Picking up a random hooker from the city bring her to my rural estate. Offering her tea with cyandide laced in it. Then ripping her eyes out of her lifeless body and jarring them to be eaten later. Then removing all of her vital organs and also jarred. Then having anal sex with the dead lifeless body as it hell limp into doggy style until i drove iron rods into her spine securing her till i blew my load. Then removing the uterus, oviducts, ovaries and cervix in the ultimate display of passion.

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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 03-29-2004, 05:09 PM
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Picking up a random hooker from the city bring her to my rural estate. Offering her tea with cyandide laced in it. Then ripping her eyes out of her lifeless body and jarring them to be eaten later. Then removing all of her vital organs and also jarred. Then having anal sex with the dead lifeless body as it hell limp into doggy style until i drove iron rods into her spine securing her till i blew my load. Then removing the uterus, oviducts, ovaries and cervix in the ultimate display of passion.

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Trying to make a joke again I see.
  
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We have a potential Jack the Ripper right here.
  
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Picking up a random hooker from the city bring her to my rural estate. Offering her tea with cyandide laced in it. Then ripping her eyes out of her lifeless body and jarring them to be eaten later. Then removing all of her vital organs and also jarred. Then having anal sex with the dead lifeless body as it hell limp into doggy style until i drove iron rods into her spine securing her till i blew my load. Then removing the uterus, oviducts, ovaries and cervix in the ultimate display of passion.

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lets meet up
there are some whores in my school
  
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Default 03-29-2004, 05:19 PM
Someone make a thread on Sick Fantasies instead.
  
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Default 03-29-2004, 05:23 PM
[quote="Infection_Smith@":73a45]Someone make a thread on Sick Fantasies instead.[/quote:73a45]

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Default 03-29-2004, 05:27 PM
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Picking up a random hooker from the city bring her to my rural estate. Offering her tea with cyandide laced in it. Then ripping her eyes out of her lifeless body and jarring them to be eaten later. Then removing all of her vital organs and also jarred. Then having anal sex with the dead lifeless body as it hell limp into doggy style until i drove iron rods into her spine securing her till i blew my load. Then removing the uterus, oviducts, ovaries and cervix in the ultimate display of passion.

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Oh gerard I was only mocking these b00ns who like the olsens. its called sarcasm. Thought you knew that
  
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