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Default 03-29-2004, 05:28 PM
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Oh gerard I was only mocking these b00ns who like the olsens.
There's nothing wrong with the Olsen twins you fag.
  
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Oh gerard I was only mocking these b00ns who like the olsens.
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I know, but tis so cliche.
  
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I know, but tis so cliche.
Who cares? They're cute as hell.
  
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Picking up a random hooker from the city bring her to my rural estate. Offering her tea with cyandide laced in it. Then ripping her eyes out of her lifeless body and jarring them to be eaten later. Then removing all of her vital organs and also jarred. Then having anal sex with the dead lifeless body as it hell limp into doggy style until i drove iron rods into her spine securing her till i blew my load. Then removing the uterus, oviducts, ovaries and cervix in the ultimate display of passion.

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Oh gerard I was only mocking these b00ns who like the olsens. its called sarcasm. Thought you knew that
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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 03-29-2004, 05:37 PM
to fuck jennifer love hewitt biggrin:
  
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Default 03-29-2004, 05:39 PM
actually, i change mine, mine now has anything to do with kristen kreuk.
  
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Default 03-29-2004, 05:42 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":715ea]To touch a girls bra without blowing my hot muck instantaneously.... annoy:[/quote:715ea]


ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHHAA



i feel your pain...
  
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Default 03-29-2004, 05:56 PM
To be at the michel jackson estate on a warm summers night....
  
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Default 03-29-2004, 06:32 PM
This is Gerards

<Gerv5500> my fantasys a 3 way with u and kyle
  
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To get naked with a girl, we wear sailor hats, than we get in a jacuzzi filled with pepto-bismol, i clip her toe nails and she shaves my buttocks. oOo:
  
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Default 03-29-2004, 06:56 PM
Have 10 of the hottest women in europe in a steam room, covered in oil.
  
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oh you could have done better than that ned
  
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Default 03-29-2004, 07:00 PM
Im not greedy.
  
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Default 03-29-2004, 07:02 PM
i meant something crazy. not the amount of women.
  
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Default 03-29-2004, 07:09 PM
[quote="Capt. John Miller":7e441]To get naked with a girl, we wear sailor hats, than we get in a jacuzzi filled with pepto-bismol, i clip her toe nails and she shaves my buttocks. oOo:[/quote:7e441]

I wear a sailor hat

& I'm also wearing my uniform to the next party rock:
  
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