[TGB!]

Family guy was good when it was good. But when it was Bad (Peter is friends with the mob guy, Stewie is in love with Janet), it was REALLY bad. It had more in common with South Park than The Simpsons but both on their best day leave Family Guy in the dust. Family Guy is cool for one-liners but the episodes themselves are just balls dumb and a means for tasteless (but good) jokes.

[V.A.C.]

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[Eames]

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rock:

"hey whats your friends name?"
"Dick army"
"pfffff HAAHHAHAhaHAHHAHAHAAH, no seriously whats his name"
"Dick army"
"pffff AHHAHAHhAAHHAhaah, whats your wife's name, Vagina Coastguard?"


"Im here to see the Colonel"
"He be dead"
"No, no, the Colonel"
"What be wrong wit you i tell you he be dead"
(annoyed look on peters face)
"THE COLONEL!"

[Gonzo]

Peter -"Holy crip, He's a crapple


Loius - "how dose a boy like that go so wrong"
Peter - "easy they live in a crummy neighborhood"
Brian - "who the bradys?"
Peter - "hell ya drug dealers crime the works"
some black lady - "yall want some pankcakes?"
Peter - "see thats the worst we got is Jaminams Witness"

[Paintballr]

I like it when quagmire is just had sex with the socil worker, and hes comes back in the room, and she is like "Quagmire what do you do for a living?" And Quagmire goes "I got a question for you....what are you still doing here?" And he does the whole head bobble LOL.

[ErichHartmann]

When peter opens A class room door then

this comes out: "Vagina junktion whats your funktion"

[Neo Nazi Hitler]

Originally Posted by Acideyez

"hey whats your friends name?"
"Dick army"
"pfffff HAAHHAHAhaHAHHAHAHAAH, no seriously whats his name"
"Dick army"
"pffff AHHAHAHhAAHHAhaah, whats your wife's name, Vagina Coastguard?"


"Im here to see the Colonel"
"He be dead"
"No, no, the Colonel"
"What be wrong wit you i tell you he be dead"
(annoyed look on peters face)
"THE COLONEL!"

I thought it went like this:

"I'm here to see the Colonel"
"He Dead"
"(slower)The COLONEL...."
"What wrong wit- you?? I say you he dead."

don't remember the 'be' being there, probably wrong though..

edit: Ohhh and this one:

"Peter, no one in this family's a side show.. Atleast not anymore..."
(lowis again but young and stout)"Me likey bouncyyyy me likey bouncy"

[[DAS REICH] Blitz]

"heh..heh....alllllllllright"

[Paintballr]

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":d54de]"heh..heh....alllllllllright"[/quote:d54de]

Looks at avatar....