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Default 05-11-2004, 09:59 PM

whats her sn?
  
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Default 05-11-2004, 11:05 PM

yeah what is it. i'm the master of fucking with people on AIM
  
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Default 05-11-2004, 11:13 PM

Zoom in close enough and you can see the item number, or you can just see that part of the name of the buyer is sweet - rolleyes: . Do a better job in wiping shit out next time.

And fuck the bitch. You obviously care about her or this would be a non-issue. But honestly you brought it on yourself. YOU bought her a 100 dollar gift. Ive never even bought my MOTHER a 100 dollar gift. She obviously could tell you have a thing for her and maybe she just didnt want to deal with that.

As I said, you can either take it like a man and move on. Or - knowing shes a heartless bitch (she could have donated the jacket to charity), you can fuck with her since it seems you have money to burn on uninterested skeezes.

But if you just sit around getting pissy about it and blowing up in her face, shell laugh at you, never talk to you again and shell be better off. But you wont. Your choice.
  
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Default 05-11-2004, 11:37 PM

Dude, buy the jacket, then murder her with it.
  
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Default 05-12-2004, 01:29 AM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":3d1c6]Stick it in her butt & then stick it in her mouth, then whip it out & give her the dirty sanches cool:[/quote:3d1c6]
That is wrong annoy: ...just plain wrong.....it's Dirty "Sanchez"...with a "Z"....
  
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Default 05-12-2004, 09:03 AM

Fluffy Bunny knows where it's at! happy:

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Default 05-12-2004, 11:57 AM

I say ya buy it, then give it to her as a present again in order to bring up and uncomfortable moment.
  
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Default 05-12-2004, 12:15 PM

you sound like a future stalker! Following her around in your city and on the internet. She wants nothing to do with you but Im sure she will keep you around if you want to blow all your money on her. Hold up your index finger then stick out your thumb, now put it on your forehead!
  
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Default 05-12-2004, 12:22 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":f3a4d]you sound like a future stalker! Following her around in your city and on the internet. She wants nothing to do with you but Im sure she will keep you around if you want to blow all your money on her. Hold up your index finger then stick out your thumb, now put it on your forehead![/quote:f3a4d]

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you sound like a future stalker! Following her around in your city and on the internet. She wants nothing to do with you but Im sure she will keep you around if you want to blow all your money on her. Hold up your index finger then stick out your thumb, now put it on your forehead!
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Id say fuck her then take one of the gifts she gave you and sell it to her friend for 5 cents.
  
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Default 05-12-2004, 09:59 PM

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":bbdf3][quote=Madmartagen]
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you sound like a future stalker! Following her around in your city and on the internet. She wants nothing to do with you but Im sure she will keep you around if you want to blow all your money on her. Hold up your index finger then stick out your thumb, now put it on your forehead!
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Id say fuck her then take one of the gifts she gave you and sell it to her friend for 5 cents.[/quote:bbdf3]
oh god she gave me the gayest gift for christmas. a trivial pursuit 20th anniversary game....even though i already had it. oOo: oOo:
  
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Default 05-12-2004, 10:57 PM

Youve been played man. Thats all there is to it. If you really wanna fuck with her, find out what her favorite place is and tell her you got her the most AWESOME gift in the world. Tell her youre gonna give it to her over an expensive dinner, and that you hope she likes jewelry. When you make plans tell her you want her to wear the jacket you got for her. Bada Bing. Problem solved. You're welcome.
  
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Default 05-12-2004, 11:11 PM

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Default 05-12-2004, 11:28 PM

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/tard3.gif[/img]
  
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Default 05-13-2004, 11:55 PM

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