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Default LIFES LITTLE BAD THINGS - 05-19-2004, 04:01 PM

1. Sitting on the toilet in a public restroom, and the seat is warm.

2. Drive-Thru asking YOU to repeat your order for clarification and they STILL get it wrong.

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Default 05-19-2004, 04:04 PM

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Default 05-19-2004, 04:23 PM

waiting in line to get gas and when you finally jet into place you realize you parked the side of your car with the gas cap on the wrong side of the gas pump. eek:

craving a sandwhich and the last slices of bread have mold on it.

having plenty of cereal but no milk.

stepping into a bowl of cereal you leave under your bed when you get out of bed in the morning.

spanking it to a good porno when the video freezes because wmp took a shit.

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Default Re: LIFES LITTLE BAD THINGS - 05-19-2004, 04:25 PM

[quote="TGB!":3c182]1. Sitting on the toilet in a public restroom, and the seat is warm.

2. Drive-Thru asking YOU to repeat your order for clarification and they STILL get it wrong.

Please continue. . .
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Stupid threads.
  
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Default 05-19-2004, 04:51 PM

obvious one : taking a shit and the turd wont come out so you have to whipe it out, inducing the usage of 1 or more toilet paper rolls

running out of toilet paper while shatting
  
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ya man when you're done shitting and find out you have no toiler paper, that fucking sucks.


  
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Drizzle of piss still in my peepee after weewee, spills into pants.
  
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Default Re: LIFES LITTLE BAD THINGS - 05-19-2004, 06:04 PM

[quote="TGB!":c5a5e]1. Sitting on the toilet in a public restroom, and the seat is warm.

2. Drive-Thru asking YOU to repeat your order for clarification and they STILL get it wrong.

Please continue. . .
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Wroking in the drive threw. You politely ask the person to stfu and wait but they read off there order and drive threw nyways. I have no sympathy for them. I just give them a double double.
  
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Default Re: LIFES LITTLE BAD THINGS - 05-19-2004, 06:05 PM

[quote="Short Hand":17751][quote="TGB!":17751]1. Sitting on the toilet in a public restroom, and the seat is warm.

2. Drive-Thru asking YOU to repeat your order for clarification and they STILL get it wrong.

Please continue. . .
[/quote:17751]

Wroking in the drive threw. You politely ask the person to stfu and wait but they read off there order and drive threw nyways. I have no sympathy for them. I just give them a double double.[/quote:17751]you drunk?


  
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Default 05-19-2004, 06:06 PM

You begin to cry & scream after someone tells you your mother has just died. then they tell you its a joke oOo:
  
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you're on your cell phone getting directions and your connection drops out...then you get lost.


  
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