[Unknown_Sniper]

why I always wake up late on tuesdays and dont give a shit. 12 days of school left.

[Bane]

The SUV in the left lane blocking your view and forcing you to wait until they move to make your right turn.

[Pvt.Pinhead]

Working in a restaurant and someone gives you their order then changes their mind when you come back with the food.

[Eight Ace]

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":5e935]Standing on lego in bare feet

Catching cock in zipper

Catching cock in door

Catching cock in drawer[/quote:5e935]
You oughta take better care with your cock there Mr.Buttocks....it's not like they grow
on trees you know....unless there's some kind of cock-tree of which I am unaware.

[Milla]

Originally Posted by Madmartagen

waiting in line to get gas and when you finally jet into place you realize you parked the side of your car with the gas cap on the wrong side of the gas pump. eek:

rock: you are the winnar

[Zoner]

- That split second of panic when you pat your pants pocket where you always put your car keys and they're not there...they're in your other pocket.

- Getting a DVD you've wanted for months as a present, only to notice that your future mother-in-law doesn't know the difference between "Widescreen" and "Full Screen".

[Bane]

Sitting in a traffic jam due to an accident on the other side of the highway. Quit gawking and drive damnit!!

People who say they 'quit' smoking, but in reality they just quit buying them. Fuckin mooch...

Sitting on hold for an hour with customer support, finally getting a human being on the phone and your cell drops the call.

[SW-14]

Scratchy mp3s.

[Infection_Smith@]

Originally Posted by Merlin122

one word... Meat-job

A meat-job is that o-so special person that Can't really formulate a thought like you or I. Ie. your average mtv watching, lifless teenager. They talk of either sports or schoolwork. They have few friends outside of school and if they do have friends, those people are also meat-jobs. They are the "popular" kids who talk only of drugs and their gay punk bands. They are also the girls with livejournals which they only use to complain about life. I'm sure you have encountered these kinds of people in your everyday lives. They aren't bad people per-say but they are below the person with common sense.


If you were offended by this, then you sir/madam are a meat-job.

EDIT: I could go on forever about these people, but I am too lazy to do such a thing.

Are you implying all nerds and atheletes are meat jobs?

[Bucknub]

mother fuckers in the hallway at school hugging or just standing in the doorway/hallway.. while classes change

phone calls at 3-4am

as said before.. have plenty of cereal but no milk

having a shower and realizing that you need a new bar of soap

[elitecloud]

1 - some guy passes you going 80 or more on a 2 lane road, just to turn and make a right 20 seconds after he passes you!!!! mad: mad:

2 - people at a stop sign who don't use turn signals.

3 - going to school - 5 minute walk from the car to class, just to find out you left your id hanging from your car's rear-view window

4 - having a fuggin tub full of new peanut butter, with no jelly in the house. hellfire:

5 - getting stopped by a train, just for it to stop so that another train can go by the first train, and then the other train goes.... annoy:

6 - Went to walmart one time to get milk, i got my milk and went to the 20 items or less line, i was 2nd in line behind this one lady who i suppose worked for the school system or the government or some crap and had a tax expemt card, they bugged and bugged for her taxes to be removed, the cashier being fairly new had to call her manager, this took over 20 minutes, come to find out the B###! only saved $1.00 USD.............i would have freakin gave her a dollar if she would have just left.....that pissed me off royally. mad:

7 - when explorer crashes.

8 - Blue screen of death

9 - when people keep quoting quotes
OVER AND OVER AND OVER!!!!


happy:

[strvs]

[quote="[22nd Elite] Cloud":f8ea9]
7 - when explorer crashes.
[/quote:f8ea9]
Good Call. god i fucking hate that.

[JBird]

[quote="Da_Bian":1f35a]Taiwan[/quote:1f35a]


poor bian happy:

[1080jibber]

Originally Posted by 5T4T1C

mayonnaise

lol biggrin: biggrin:

[intrestedviewer]

Trying to get out of a parking space when the guy waiting for your space insists on not giving you any space to get out. eek: